GIRL 85
NOT READY LEO GIRL
I was dying for sex again. There's just no doubt about it, interviewing for a girlfriend when you're horny is like going to the grocery store starving. And I kept doing it.
But I couldn't help it.
After Alayna, Girl 6, I was addicted to Leos. The sluts of the zodiac. The showdogs. The pretty princesses who needed worship 24/7.
I'd been hitting on Not Ready Leo Girl for over a year. I'd see her gorgeous pictures and just absolutely want her, and I'd write her, and got nothing.
I am no stalker. If there's no interest, I fade away.
But I wanted to collect a rejection from Not Ready Leo Girl so that when I'd see her pictures on Match I would feel resentment, not longing.
So on one day, I sent her no less than 20 emails. Each more provocative than the last. I expected that when she wrote, it would be to say, get out of my face, creep!
But she didn't. She wrote a short but very sweet note. It captured my heart. I wrote her back immediately. I didn't hear back from her.
Bear in mind, this was around Girl 58. After a week, there was still nothing, so I let go of the idea of seeing her, but she showed up in every search.
So I sent her another email.
No reply.
I shifted into stalker mode and wrote her fully two dozen emails demanding she pay me some attention.
Again, a short but sweet note. Not a form letter, but a smile and a nod and a wink.
Dammit, then she went back underground.
Ten more girls crossed the stage, and it happened again. There she was in a search. Those gorgeous eyes just inviting me to hit on her.
So this time all my emails demanded her phone number.
It took 50 emails this time, but finally she wrote an email back. It said, simply:
732-867-5309
I called her.
Voice mail. But her voice was smooth and husky and sexual.
Now I had her voice and imageboth in my brain. I needed her!
But I couldn't get her. I tried the same tactic. Twenty voice mails. But she didn't call back.
So I simply stalker-called her.
When Dr. Phil says that you train people how to treat you, I think of Not Ready Leo Girl. She actually had the audacity once to complain that she was surrounded by stalkers. When in fact, she was a stalker-maker.
Finally I got a live voice, and it became clear why the tepid response. I shouldn't have taken it personally. She was in the middle of a painful life crisis and was struggling. I helped her to the extent I could.
On our date, she was spectacular. She was at once sexy, sexual and beautiful. For me, perceiving that is unusual. Either women seem to pretty (or too ugly) for me to want to fuck them, or they are sexual and I want to fuck them but I feel like they are not pretty enough. Finding a woman who is sexy and beautiful is rare. Girl 6, the lovely Alayna, had it. So did Girl 29, Separated Mom Girl. Not Ready Leo Girl was one of the few.
So I came on hard to her, but she was not buying it. A thought came to me. A theory. She might be in love with a man from her past.
I asked the diagnostic questions. The scan came back positive. Latin Boy was still in her blood, and she couldn't get over him.
My affair with Not Ready Leo Girl was over before it began. Sadly I walked her out of the place, surprised when she took me up on my offer to sit in my car for a while. I was even more startled to find her on her knees, her tight jeans down around her waist, two of my fingers in her pussy and two in her throbbing asshole as she lustfully sucked my cock.
She was the first woman I came fast for. She pulled her face out of my lap and stroked me fast, and I spurted cum all over her face. She didn't pull back. She'd wanted to see it explode out of my cock. She WANTED it hot and wet and warm and thick on her face. There was no doubt about it, the woman knew her way around a hard cock.
Which reminded me - I hadn't taken my Viagra dose that day, which meant I didn't think I'd get any action, and yet, Rex was tall and strong and hard and horny.
She'd gotten to me, Not Ready Leo Girl, that was a fact.
She seemed sad as she wiped the cum off her chin with a Duncan Donuts napkin from the glove compartment. I kissed her, her mouth tasting like cock, and walked her to her car. I never saw her again, but on an instant message she guided me to the dating site where Latin Boy lived. I realized he'd see that I'd looked at him, now that they had that feature to see who reviewed your profile, and I didn't want him to think I was a gay guy. So I wrote him:
"Dude, I just went out with Not Ready Leo Girl. Man, she really loves you. Please get back in there and take her out of circulation, because she is breaking the hearts of the male population while she pines for you."
A few hours later he wrote me back. "Hey. Thanks. I will."
A few hours after that, Not Ready Leo Girl instant messaged me. She was furious. Outraged.
I withdrew, but a few months later she thanked me.
No thanks necessary, madam, I said. Just doin' my job.
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