THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT:
"I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not attracted to you anymore. I never want to touch you again. I never want to fuck you again."
My wife’s inverse wedding vow broke a ten year spell. After I moved out and cleared my head, I realized that perhaps the best way to fix love gone wrong was with love gone right.
But would the solution to my problems really come in the arms of a woman? Oddly enough, instinct told me the answer was a resounding yes.
Follow with me the road to recovery, which passed through a hundred women.
- An anonymous bestselling author
In order of appearance:
Girl 1: Bank Girl
What a failure, but then, dating takes practice.
Girl 2: Finding Eagles Girl
One that was ready to fuck in the first ten minutes of the date. Disaster ensued.
Girl 3: Leggy Private Eye Girl
You’d think a leggy, blonde, sexy female private eye would be fascinating, wouldn’t you? Watch me fall asleep in my soup, until the famous good-night kiss.
Girl 4: Fashionable Doctor Girl
To this day I’m not even sure she was anything she said she was.
Girl 5: Frog Girl
Beware women who seek you out and chase you down for sex. The first appearance of the post-divorce horny-guy-mind-reading trick.
Girl 6: Alayna
Every guy has his rebound girl, a female so compelling and a relationship so intense that its ending tempts suicide.
Girl 7: Deep Throat Girl
You’d think a woman who invites you to skip the date and just come over to her house, drop your pants and get serviced would be a wonderful addition to your dating life.
Girl 8: Packaging Girl
The relationship got hot and heavy on the phone, then ended at “hello.”
Girl 9: Librarian Girl
What was I thinking?
Girl 10: Delaware Nurse Girl
Girl wanted to party on the first date. Everything showed up except my penis. We had a penis-owner talk that became disturbing.