Monday, January 21, 2008

THE TWENTIES

Girl 20:  Jackrabbit Girl

 

Almost perfect.  Almost.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-20--jackrabbit-girl/1233

 

 

Girl 21:  Bestiality Girl

 

Ever get a gift the moment the girl arrives at the table?  And then find out it’s the panties she was wearing on her ride over?  Sounds cool but if you’d heard the things that came out of this woman’s mouth, you might never have shown up.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-21--bestiality-girl/1232



 

Girl 22:  Soulless Sales Girl

 

Gorgeous and empty.  Odd for a literary chick.  Yet she soaked me for a $350 dinner date.  So who is the dumb one?

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/internetdatingadvice/entries/2008/01/21/girl-22--soulless-sales-girl/1397

 

Girl 23:  Zoo Girl

 

 

Cute, but somehow she forgot to tell me something.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-23--zoo-girl/1231

 

 

Girl 24:  Aries Info-Tech Girl

 

Women will fool you.  Men are always primed for females to lie about how gorgeous they are, then watch as a hippo shows up.  But sometimes you expect a cow and Miss America strolls in.  Watch me fuck this one up.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-24--aries-info-tech-girl/1230

 

 

Girl 25:  The Famous Penis Picture Girl

 

What does it mean when a man sends a woman he’s about to date pictures of his Johnson?  I naturally assumed women would hate that.  Turns out I was very wrong.  Read about the girl who grooved on penis pictures and how it affected the rest of my dating life.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-25--penis-picture-girl/1229

 

Girl 26:  Cape May Girl

 

She looked like a famous Kennedy (one of the cute ones) but had never experienced an orgasm in her life.  On the bright side, she wanted to try anal.  And had a killer beach house.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-26--cape-may-girl/1228

 

 

Girl 27:  Accounting Girl

 

She could have gone the distance, but she wore a happy mask and had a deep dark secret.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-27--accounting-girl/1227

 

 

Girl 28:  Bait & Switch Girl

 

I swear it wasn't her weight, it was her lesbian haircut. And maybe her hostility.  Watch me tell her off in front of the cute barmaid.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-28--bait--switch-girl/1226

 

Girl 29:  Separated Mom Girl

 

She convinced me she was moving on, but she and her husband were just permanently separated while she played.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-29--separated-mom-girl/1225

 

 

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