Monday, January 21, 2008

THE FORTIES

Girl 40:  Benzene Girl

 

PhD who screams in bed, anyone?  Extra points if her ex is driving her to homicide.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-40--benzene-girl/1214

 

 

Girl 41:  Blonde Bombshell Girl

 

You could have painted her on the flank of a WWII bomber -- blonde, gorgeous, graceful and indecisive.  Kissing me one minute, dumping me the next, then asking for more.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-41--blonde-bombshell-girl/1213

 

 

Girl 42: Shop Girl

 

Maneater, anyone?

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-42--shop-girl/1212

 

 

Girl 43:  Slutty Church Deacon Girl

 

Holy on Sunday, evil on Monday.  Wet dream or nightmare?

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-43--slutty-church-deacon-girl/1211

 

 

Girl 44:  Surgery Girl

 

What happens when the photo is only her face.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-44--surgery-girl/1210

 

 

Girl 45:  Leo Construction Girl

 

She was obviously sexual, using her ex as a sex toy.  Yet another argument against “come-over-and-fuck-me” first dates.

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http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-45-leo-construction-girl/1209

 

 

Girl 46:  Career Change Girl

 

She came across the table at me, but she hadn’t counted on how I handled a steak knife.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/10/girl-46--career-change-girl/1208

 

 

Girl 47:  Hippo Girl

 

What do you do when you thought you were talking to Miss America but instead a 300-pounder shows up and says, “great! We both look just like our pictures!”

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/07/girl-47--hippo-girl/1206

 

 

Girl 48:  Literary Agent Girl

 

She kept one man for romance and a second one for sex.  Which position was I interviewing for?

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-48--literary-agent-girl/1204

 

 

Girl 49:  Vaseline Girl

 

Some women are just ready for you.  They switch on like a light for you and only you.  Some would call that fate.  Others might label it spooky.

 

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-49--vaseline-girl/1203

 

 

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