tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39290599030569110332024-02-20T16:40:25.971-08:00Hundred GirlsMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-79311985528845202852008-01-21T09:42:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.101-07:00FIRST TEN<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=5><EM></EM></FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#000099 size=7><EM><STRONG>THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT:</STRONG></EM></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT color=#ff0000>"I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not attracted to you anymore. I never want to touch you again. I never want to fuck you again."</FONT></EM></STRONG></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM>My wife’s inverse wedding vow broke a ten year spell. After I moved out and cleared my head, I realized that perhaps the best way to fix love gone wrong was with love gone right.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM>But would the solution to my problems really come in the arms of a woman? Oddly enough, instinct told me the answer was a resounding yes.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM>Follow with me the road to recovery, which passed through a hundred women.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM>- An anonymous bestselling author</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM>In order of appearance:</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#0000ff size=7><EM>Girl 1: Bank Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitTnSN3dmwIYFPdXJDHD5Lo9JAGSLUuvWEt-FYJ9s2bOtFsYSofRUah5aUg8FZs2_0EDiJPyU7ClQ4RYqGpMvKpbmx97rlKKogpJRKVgqDHOGwNBluV4cN23RLMw9t-L7Ccu0onxg6/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdZDpzdz8bu5v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=5>What a failure, but then, dating takes practice</FONT>.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-1--bank-girl/1252"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-1--bank-girl/1252</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 2:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Finding Eagles Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><U><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM></EM></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></U> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8hkLFX_OMIEGBQhYZtRuVq_-H9K2S2l9-_BdOuS7JhXGhMo75YqgFJZ3xVd_JwoTk83zfYLJ7vD3sVctaIuvUC0iuxth96sh-H8NzVSZfufBLEL5nQdSaUAZc5oUzpdT43_WgYQaX/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdfhar5XL-*zv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>One that was ready to fuck in the first ten minutes of the date.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Disaster ensued.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-2--finding-eagles-girl/1251"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-2--finding-eagles-girl/1251</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 3:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Leggy Private Eye Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG style="WIDTH: 213px; HEIGHT: 248px" height=239 src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE8kddeG83dVVeXL4tgKktL-TlPlJbMB_ImFZ26feGxLkTtuOXL3TOFkAGy1sLoUhBd1D877lxgYURj9DEUNuqc_IezBzcheH7kwqG0Mq6Uh7EJR-GwBuWd60YHjAMYhXULQf2tWgk/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPXuS3dX1KZWhv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m" width=138/><FONT size=4>You’d think a leggy, blonde, sexy female private eye would be fascinating, wouldn’t you?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Watch me fall asleep in my soup, until the famous good-night kiss.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-3--leggy-private-eye-girl/1250"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-3--leggy-private-eye-girl/1250</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 4:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Fashionable Doctor Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1pzH9IVYioNGtMVruwsdl6ygAR8j9jDeYvJ9lrbv0IC8DU9xvDND24j6ssIyBZTxKCbIslwN-O3lhATDwevtOJrWM0DyBS-T0saBm6Y9jW_ww8bTn-yvc4q1lPaKDR9D1c7bmbhUo/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSnxjIO6AlHWv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>To this day I’m not even sure she was anything she said she was.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-4--fashionable-doctor-girl/1249"><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-4--fashionable-doctor-girl/1249</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 5:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Frog Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSI141vnzFYDLRFfD5aXSjqHkbK0kDKru2zaEM_qnm5MXTkMzJGTb_jxRkCg8278I_s987plrVN5KstSlXze_d_EPV-urS0-v-W6ehpmKjwml9VKR9CsEPVfuay1X_T2YJ5CxP_QDr/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPWfikV10NaW4v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Beware women who seek you out and chase you down for sex.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The first appearance of the post-divorce horny-guy-mind-reading trick.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-5--frog-girl/1248"><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-5--frog-girl/1248</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 6:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Alayna</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAk-Rg5ih8KLMirYh17FsEMPEgoH7aUKp4bCh8hUfTBXvzgv8W7wwlnb-fiOOh5MnBfEgSxbjyfCI0y4STA0vPolcccAOVNu1fV_PpcfAhIIEoENuTqGLTZXBfO8NQGagCOCyGs7kM/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPeRi8LX8NWVLv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Every guy has his rebound girl, a female so compelling and a relationship so intense that its ending tempts suicide.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-6--alayna/1247"><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-6--alayna/1247</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 7:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Deep Throat Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMFKIZ7-0Czv60vO-Zs2lAkt0ogDe5JD9-7_l6nXGKUIucKs8pDab9dbLlgkTdTXjz3vA5piEEU4zvqQBygsHnjP7LDfejVtLYJijlrR1YkX7NOEpk7RW2UWBLVx77J8TK-wUQYaXo/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPS1YfFgYcmrov4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>You’d think a woman who invites you to skip the date and just come over to her house, drop your pants and get serviced would be a wonderful addition to your dating life.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-7--deep-throat-girl/1246"><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-7--deep-throat-girl/1246</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#ff0000 size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 8:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Packaging Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy21G9qbSlj0Ck6RI3AXCHHLglmCko4oLKUt6skz15jUloCavvmXnsrxh4NN65sgxxj8YZzgOo7V3XsAK_9HGvUsnmhOcCWFKDE_UlWve7fJFXVo2H0Le5ZVREKfCN8gpz_lnTsw97/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSVk2hRLDh8Pv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>The relationship got hot and heavy on the phone, then ended at “hello.”</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-8--packaging-girl/1245"><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-8--packaging-girl/1245</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1g style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Book Antiqua" color=#ff0000 size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 9:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Librarian Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpMmdriTnSHG6_3nSErrFLGhjkxyYkfzjLCOEcp1NimDB8JXlWiDgOR-FJ_JAaYQVG8L6acqUA8oOYY9HTPWctXU23NOCukeZfdC2UQFNuH8jiBoWvrbrjijwCDXPZxpOoKVJoi7FC/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPbsYR1n*m4*0v4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>What was I thinking?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-9--librarian-girl/1244"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-9--librarian-girl/1244</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM></EM></STRONG></FONT> </P>
<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 10:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Delaware Nurse Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ-tSdL_KGloexWshH7i0sCXunIiduXf8scj85hTemSR7cs1f_pUJYTDrRarJu-UHfTv4XJIJ5GH2wB0FSemGIabY3owrjmumvNLfViUVZ0IgskkBSEpuKlIKUifmvWJAfVCbyvAAn/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPd*kThEttykYv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>Girl wanted to party on the first date.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Everything showed up except my penis.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We had a penis-owner talk that became disturbing.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-10--delaware-nurse-girl/1243"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-10--delaware-nurse-girl/1243</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=1B style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-21746094121265564822008-01-21T09:41:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.102-07:00THE TEENS<FONT face="Arial Black" color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 11:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Biker Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6_p6S1uuAflNfQ5cFROv_8v-zR6StH9B4S7xXQJztDCEIYeS2uxqViDfj9AvEW9M6gbXeIlLL5WH8ZfxCFU-UIavtMFvzXaMdrg3n725qup7ckXWUw96w5k5i2-XxQONk0f64MYH3/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPS*UxNWoontfv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>Not bad, if you’re someone other than me.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-11--biker-girl/1242"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-11--biker-girl/1242</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 12: Tall Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBeoozZ1RC0gGKXWN-S32XPRP4AVwC_JObsXiXlCXF4g5H1ikoms6GYVSCo6SkS87hvv-TXZI63BjHjAc9aKU8LYuyxT0nkG8pXSmXKQV9K3sOU4YAc-npgArjPGk1AY2zJUC_FcVt/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZH3gaf5Ry6kv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>The second coming of my mind-reading trick.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It got her naked, but wild sex wasn’t to be had.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-12--tall-girl/1241"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-12--tall-girl/1241</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT size=7><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 13:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Acquisition Girl</EM></FONT> </STRONG></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU2To-9uYNFQdidXYwhqu8OO3MzFIbxdQ78mG59i88k598dPShpTbQayZukbSsTboCbwbC5MGp2ae09zSGTrGNvmRgaZ_TqaqEMn3uzUZx5juXqs3BfG_VeXcI6_Aga8MACpTgHbI1/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYG4wJcxg03mv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>She was the first older woman I dated.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I went out with her as a favor, ended up wanting her more than I’d ever suspected, only to get dumped.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-13--acquisition-girl/1240"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-13--acquisition-girl/1240</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 14:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Piano Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrZCyXYFnUzvRlB-6H06jK35uum2VlTFAdgTIgW4yJ9U4sL0h7dlDge8SU-8NO4SjQyOR_1yqifZmMZ09Jm3iFhuZBWXCGUTWT2oW8R9Yre5XJb6Z1wWEPRPROatTEla1yqMY9RKxC/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQEldxBkyz9Tv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>What the hell is wrong with me?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>She was perfect!</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-14--piano-girl/1239"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-14--piano-girl/1239</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 15:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Psycho Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4aF9LmKmpcsQQKJ1VMazfRh6bDHvUhw90H5Km76sSMeEwpvobR5cVaW8YwEu2bdBQtlSkLL7VQo5v1m7RA9K9djDbuq8ozanTtND_lN_K6Ahyphenhyphenryjvu-WGUh37k2noeoVGCY71xqkY/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPT*LXcNtQumXv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>This one could scare any man away from dating.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-15--psycho-girl/1238"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-15--psycho-girl/1238</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 16:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Computer French Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmwzRaiPVom75GA30LjthxHhe5AObFA55sgropmXEi1mjVVg9_S7khP6hiGXiOs4dOBGOCI8qneMh44AU4XyYoErhRlE3HsIr-bo04YC78-ZsjVdgVeKCZ722wkVtSXfxuTSLmKqLN/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSnjIOtZBcGXv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Looked like a hooker.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>A tranny hooker.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I tried to see what was really in that thong.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-16--computer-french-girl/1237"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-16--computer-french-girl/1237</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 17:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Combat Stewardess Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0grrGXy3n8MsbXqqFK0DUPdmQN2qN7k5G0EojXF6APc1M2g3r9VJP8wR0cZfNFW9pjQP2MAse0_sPTXvYlYU7_fFYeqzbMtx6FRulPVl-OaWKO2vboZDXrNquTK7tAW2bwfU8z5Wh/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZAj4V*jK0eyv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>What do you say when your stewardess date wants to slap you around a little bit?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-17--combat-stewardess-girl/1236"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-17--combat-stewardess-girl/1236</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT size=7><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 18:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Sex Goddess Banker Girl</EM></FONT> </STRONG></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI-1xgIhA8ZWt1jOxgjTFG0wChIHSYz8BhmhDeQJDL5e-gonucjZcLQ4S_vQSxLPzkiptReCi4g6Y8y5seFfq7rhHukd5PE6BTFRvAuqQNmliu95AvZLQ5I9NcwXvGbubhDm_08q-d/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZFb5EaA6XtZv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Readers were shocked.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>What did she do to deserve that treatment?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-18--sex-goddess-banker-girl/1235"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-18--sex-goddess-banker-girl/1235</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 19:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Blonde Enema Nurse Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWwoMnwKqBRtkoi6bjzO249CPOkFuoiNWwDdHyCWhiKyTBr2ytX_7IJbFLI-5D-z6OHKRi2ydpZrsM1Rpo1kvjsPn7o3UFq1jS0_PIMKPzei4Yr2cmdE9zdc3tVyQjMZn7kWPYhIVz/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQh9CXpnzc1sv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>So you think you’ll try anything once?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-19--blonde-enema-nurse-girl/1234"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-19--blonde-enema-nurse-girl/1234</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-77600244271400452562008-01-21T09:40:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.102-07:00THE TWENTIES<FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT size=7><FONT color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 20:<SPAN> </SPAN>Jackrabbit Girl</EM></FONT> </FONT></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-M03spHokvk3E2lG26HLMoRPK8iE0n-zpBWl5WOuHRt3HLm6MUS1VzUVsFKMSNXo8bqA3J6d1rpiwBxgAUTrb3Xwr0vMoOb-sGnp-AGHx34FNAk7s2sob-ZBayK9Ud9b-adYsAHLR/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPXOZ-j4OIUdEv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Almost perfect.<SPAN> </SPAN>Almost.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-20--jackrabbit-girl/1233"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-20--jackrabbit-girl/1233</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT size=7><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 21:<SPAN> </SPAN>Bestiality Girl</EM></FONT> </STRONG></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguq4GfGBOZOcXgJlfbwjP0iIAZISb2TLn7J7RvweaOsTTLmLHPJj1HA9V8P9CQ5e7YkCvdRwdOGjlaOzwd13gvyVxkYxz4be1CZvJdruVemVng7GKC2zxhWh3SK06TeuEGLGCngBOH/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPRk9RyeLFw8Uv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Ever get a gift the moment the girl arrives at the table?<SPAN> </SPAN>And then find out it’s the panties she was wearing on her ride over?<SPAN> </SPAN>Sounds cool but if you’d heard the things that came out of this woman’s mouth, you might never have shown up.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM></EM></STRONG></FONT> </P><FONT color=#3333ff><I><B><FONT size=2><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-21--bestiality-girl/1232<BR/><BR/><BR/></SPAN></FONT></B></I></FONT><BR/>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 22:<SPAN> </SPAN>Soulless Sales Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdjuKD_4COylSyIUK8YJA6Cfb-gbhpVsYUMi-Ke7OoUFfABZ2R8_UHEfwVsyT7jpXStAhnyobNuhcK1BcZnysojLTXMQ2je0LoRBUeNxIxAiba_KNjxuh9CFy3isKl4Bba-BOcPvwX/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTerdw*EwUlOv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>Gorgeous and empty.<SPAN> </SPAN>Odd for a literary chick.<SPAN> </SPAN>Yet she soaked me for a $350 dinner date.<SPAN> </SPAN>So who is the dumb one?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/internetdatingadvice/entries/2008/01/21/girl-22--soulless-sales-girl/1397"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/internetdatingadvice/entries/2008/01/21/girl-22--soulless-sales-girl/1397</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 23:<SPAN> </SPAN>Zoo Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT13iD2ZrMD5ObktASvapKanwGZ6End8iX-oydB2FDWTHu5Ql66oM2ASUojYDbLRW-8r8TVsya_9NDwf6UfrWWYAhcmfpqrFIjeatn5BV__H2eIjDIfhhMC61cvkLFfqqZVm4h48Fr/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPWVSz6arnFjlv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Cute, but somehow she forgot to tell me something.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-23--zoo-girl/1231"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-23--zoo-girl/1231</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 24:<SPAN> </SPAN>Aries Info-Tech Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKDtyRLj2DapzZgmw4gdiItBau_j5UbI7GNgmXPx94twuEZsfmfkenH-vie8IIXRh9ZQuYdlJC5dK1hbO8z6zhDMaf3siLjRFxuj_sTDRyNfW89y29CKbxMLXabsMKOb6h2QjgePqX/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTtZf0nZ0wbBv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Women will fool you.<SPAN> </SPAN>Men are always primed for females to lie about how gorgeous they are, then watch as a hippo shows up.<SPAN> </SPAN>But sometimes you expect a cow and Miss America strolls in.<SPAN> </SPAN>Watch me fuck this one up.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-24--aries-info-tech-girl/1230"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-24--aries-info-tech-girl/1230</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYqpXk6ddvFA9WmtJxhbZgcpJ0-Xs4-wkJnX21SNlpmk50JYgb9Wv4KtSFP4FsKB2eAKuI9O-mBe-X4326tLgLw5pn1G5p3a-pZC7QlB5cYgJ3a3fSSln4_EnTDvFt_u2K_K_-Y-yp/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPT-Yc0Ecuafcv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>What does it mean when a man sends a woman he’s about to date pictures of his Johnson?<SPAN> </SPAN>I naturally assumed women would hate that.<SPAN> </SPAN>Turns out I was very wrong.<SPAN> </SPAN>Read about the girl who grooved on penis pictures and how it affected the rest of my dating life.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-25--penis-picture-girl/1229"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-25--penis-picture-girl/1229</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoNMFbB5Qu5pCQ0_OGmW8_3ZMZJx4QeYZsbNb2bbBiqpAnfrGvpGIsiLw9_djBId-y27A2dKD8o-b077AOVKddx3Hb61eCaFhdWjjAWy3G44oOqHAenbjqJBUpoGiNHoDEI-tKc7P6/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSPwDRgFhxlmv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>She looked like a famous Kennedy (one of the cute ones) but had never experienced an orgasm in her life.<SPAN> </SPAN>On the bright side, she wanted to try anal.<SPAN> </SPAN>And had a killer beach house.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY-9Dg_Wmnol7ynAWb2FW8iyZgMJje5o48AVWVxxNEPtKLnd5Cdx-iDfmAjP1ksNcqAnj44ldJocppnksWr-SloMvDk6Enjy03x3iayBuy11WgeOeLVawMDzigL63guHicozdLFXjt/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPfPymxZSZMsGv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>She could have gone the distance, but she wore a happy mask and had a deep dark secret.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-27--accounting-girl/1227"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-27--accounting-girl/1227</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkPZgB82TKsijvj0jL-ve95Q2cB5icEf1j1pNniegcpJ3Qg2wY_CTBp_uqii0McTDC-RjqH5AigrMuaoR-OyaIw0lF79-I_Aag01F7-pyS0NgLt9oBOZgMdptmyZu307Gw6nahkxDL/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPXS5MrVbarnQv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>I swear it wasn't her weight, it was her lesbian haircut. And maybe her hostility. Watch me tell her off in front of the cute barmaid.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-28--bait--switch-girl/1226"><FONT face="Comic SansMS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-28--bait--switch-girl/1226</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC3iahrjdxAkFj61zNwGO_yGEWn1xRmDi5H4Rh3zRXaJDue7eCMcriqYtBnNCVwzn43ClCq3v_l_NUQ4jfRDfo0EG_zWILGWvQXiIftPGspSgkG3qtHno-5Z8gBAWQLI37O8I0xnDY/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYc2Pl5YiaB-v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>She convinced me she was moving on, but she and her husband were just permanently separated while she played.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-56716563542475072332008-01-21T09:39:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.103-07:00THE THIRTIES<FONT face="Arial Black" color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 30:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Black Boutique Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzfkXIMzzslJmwbS-3tb9fhxkQDtp8uQsBEaQ7se0shAU6eex9VNR_F_tx-8G-VYYYQ8PcsuWc9mgK_Rf9BKbaRwBkNV0WYeAJx4m0Imn0vlmvXTwTafQticTdpTBlyGTjcIi8QDwY/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPXRcq0vi2UX*v4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>She was beautiful and black but married and cheating.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Not that there’s anything wrong with that.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-30--black-boutique-girl/1224"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-30--black-boutique-girl/1224</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 31:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Fragrance Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibEXSQVEic0faxR0-HTk6OurXZra_h7PnHV7eurq5A715Ywd01W0UPniCgGwoE9mkuag4uOxJ7CJgz6UkeDskdQzejYI8vT9DfUxVDGSvBLRjzteQdvpSH5C32uwcDYp_ScUlgd-DK/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZYPnvj43tcFv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>She hit on me and I took her up on it.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>A ten minute drink, then back to my place for sex.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You’d think a guy would love that, right?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-31--fragrance-girl/1223"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-31--fragrance-girl/1223</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 32: Virgo Trophy Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5zMOXt6zqitL2JrhJ4FfrnT-5uxv2ONh3_EEaKtgLrY_RcwvSdLz23R6A_ijhlKbEYqA3Y3eVWy0fUdaC6m82eEo15IbnKtCMDL7c26xVVthGnnv8kp84c2vfyK1q8oKTCUN19oYk/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPaJtlrnvsq2iv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Ever wonder what it would be like to be with a CEO’s mistress?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You’re not missing much.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-32--virgo-trophy-girl/1222"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-32--virgo-trophy-girl/1222</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 33:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Obese Desperate Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT3fl7JGIzC4FgKmM1MKkQzLBphQxKFRgLL9ADGDPf79no2hVFYTDcPHvI9f2_MNQQv9UvK_WQpR206wkEmnVkY4Xi-qbHINCmc94FmH8kOMMUnfI9Kd3hYI3UkLt2PfPHa0tuSgjh/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSojZNix9yi5v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>We’ve all done this or gotten close.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Who was the desperate one?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 34:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>SOUTHERN VETERINARIAN GIRL</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVGED5wHes2yEjZrB5ezZz9Zj8Xsa7xF_eQYtX2SeQo2rIZuywrzucu7fp-VBi-kIe0t5VHyBi63pOe3LpI7iRF5AmAnCYzTOhsB2LpWGYt0JEPk0hnGk2qgsZ5CBN0-kQgwOMcpMb/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYg6G7PKt5pAv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Awesome hot blonde, but wait till you hear what she did to her ex.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I had no choice but to punish her.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-34--southern-veterinarian-girl/1220"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-34--southern-veterinarian-girl/1220</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_SWKgO3kDWfR_iDC8PYwHXfyv_Jug2LnqdRfi-fd4JiUXe2K8No4P4-NnxpRDPtOGq38lZapMctIl59CIy1VwxltVK8zTiLWcEtg59-hRwSnuAxidh1f84qt4gQz7UMOUev-TvXy-/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZtNbUl2IG0Lv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Yet another reason to avoid women without personal ad photos.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-35--dykey-annoying-girl/1219"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-35--dykey-annoying-girl/1219</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT size=7><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 36:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Squirt Gun Girl</EM></FONT> </STRONG></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHh-4OroIBtcT3dq_qEeKOUclUsm4Gj3hRk6i8GpMVgpbIT9pTksuNYCOL8qUNDn8DXhW-F3u3athkqCJI4lXLnnvJCCWaId9aFGnCuDjCLe_yMu91f0Wagj8tr2225VNGS8-8PZ2I/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPVE7PqxnMg*iv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/><FONT size=4>More than just an obese woman cheating on her man, a man who came looking for her at three in the morning.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-36--squirt-gun-girl/1218"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-36--squirt-gun-girl/1218</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 37:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Karate Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIAroQkHgcmcpvJXL73M4MV5QH4iYA4PMHCU27KPpnjGIYbMMnVZwVkt0Rw3cyRjvl0YkWpQtX9sCCYRckHeqbmgBCrk5BXswI7aq5lv6WpwA1UDUDEs2pbMc8GORFETaxtddARqwt/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPewBanhAnTrUv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Beautiful, soulful, interesting and intense.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>She would be the perfect candidate, but for the knee test.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-37--karate-girl/1217"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-37--karate-girl/1217</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 38:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doe Eyed Teacher Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8H9ZLeO3U8ei-GjTI-GZExGsIcjgtJept1g37dtMk5KYVxQUgJkMbNLvy0h63Y4mdp9eMbEF8RFeyn2gbTNDf9szjLUuEURlEKZzfMiWE5ZNhYho2rPMz9TmeLAMMPtH208wmbqEa/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPfBB4dUy2a87v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>Never judge by a woman’s voice or phone personality.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>This one was a keeper.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>But then I got nervous and sent her penis pictures.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-38--doe-eyed-teacher-girl/1216"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-38--doe-eyed-teacher-girl/1216</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=7><EM><STRONG>Girl 39:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Horsey Girl</STRONG></EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQfoiV-SbWtvtp2Q1ngCsaWOsboWvEVJ1falZDrd_Qn9jyBQEAjSWfQZoy1-y5g_aKJ3WhS1LG46dmSfe0ui7sugxrb5fPBHFLEJPJXeVnqs6yrq1xRPQjiMOXgduG2zJxnTHE31CC/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYB0v1EodD-Jv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/><FONT size=4>What is it with girls and horses?</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-39--horsey-girl/1215"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-39--horsey-girl/1215</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-2833412789851190602008-01-21T09:38:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.104-07:00THE FORTIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 40:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Benzene Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTqGTQuIjMIpiA5RBSmNRlDe1IXL7sdeaEfQ9q7d2tLetPr1BeGCqR1jrv8-Iyyo0zxLk0vhVcOWRORfT07yA06RX_xYIB6sSQK9bQv52IZPoh7p3ix9CINKhv-1WZOnpycSMpB1P-/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPc0d*5oBNaXPv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>PhD who screams in bed, anyone?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Extra points if her ex is driving her to homicide.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-40--benzene-girl/1214"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-40--benzene-girl/1214</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 41:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Blonde Bombshell Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO58EDVV0rzfWaiwWyjWGPx9WMXy8ZPn7U1xbx7htR7xhhoOthXMuUzMMW1HIrWklzripKTpizWfwM3fHbz70hZ9Phqg22eyB9GVPPxzFHCs63htg_34vbPBQir1O0Rn_onmCh7AYD/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPXGsr0Oxtd5kv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>You could have painted her on the flank of a WWII bomber -- blonde, gorgeous, graceful and indecisive.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Kissing me one minute, dumping me the next, then asking for more.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-41--blonde-bombshell-girl/1213"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-41--blonde-bombshell-girl/1213</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 42: Shop Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdEGbnThfCjXMZ29Pd-TatYxd85rKNlaqC_h94b0C71P2tjAmApPh9wY-0p6DPgAUnQ7dVqGTEuT7jEYF6cA5e9sWixyy938S53agYcbyawaC6miGdKRT9g7PmknPe1G6drBSpV1qg/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPcfNaqizNcFAv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Maneater, anyone?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-42--shop-girl/1212"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-42--shop-girl/1212</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 43:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Slutty Church Deacon Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6cWu4u8J6KGXnivJaUlNjFMpp6N5qCMMmCM1i_6OxmGHaylhkt6ilPQxtdJwZq6mzUdodX49z05FXpHsuJHHD3xhXkkaRrcp9Ot-859yaEAt2Jl8DW1Qq6T8jcZvHXH-ySWiOMgIa/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYc3fFRCYLV-v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Holy on Sunday, evil on Monday.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Wet dream or nightmare?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-43--slutty-church-deacon-girl/1211"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-43--slutty-church-deacon-girl/1211</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 44:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Surgery Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQkqon7BE1-BfdHwR_BeeKRjWFddjxQJJTJjUCNvaOC0i9jXNTFHoIl6rRqR9zOVy4RUzTgWsJivqELZyR1lmZoN1g8indSQJ50zgTrjF7uZg7kjoVJSL_CwOKGUWw8gNJJ-PU4fDR/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYuWMaH1kfLev4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>What happens when the photo is only her face.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-44--surgery-girl/1210"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-44--surgery-girl/1210</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 45:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Leo Construction Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0BMHkrCGhaEjys-pVWb7ihf5gNVlJPSp5-EM_TFm5TNU3X03mTi1DFHLrSOtGwwZjqO_YvEcNKGgLHztNH2NFhO_LSQ1lE2vDjPVzlIvSbOl8G7Dc2uPTF6vzGNjT0xw55Lys-GBo/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPcvs*zmdUeqTv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She was obviously sexual, using her ex as a sex toy.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yet another argument against “come-over-and-fuck-me” first dates.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P><P class='MsoNormalstyle="MARGIN:' 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM></EM></STRONG></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-45-leo-construction-girl/1209"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-45-leo-construction-girl/1209</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 46:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Career Change Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3mxqKZ8XEZBPXGPz4r4zc1bjEK6YE-w-7b1aJRa6M_CLs2SAFxSagDY0Fe69N1xf7ene-iZ2FOvWimrm8ome6_YgXeM7fHrFGQ44JCW285k_-Ng9y5Z0BwoDWQio_H8VmGupMyIcb/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPW65pzj6ijTvv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She came across the table at me, but she hadn’t counted on how I handled a steak knife.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/10/girl-46--career-change-girl/1208"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/10/girl-46--career-change-girl/1208</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 47:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Hippo Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDB_9IsERCU77xr-NNW-BCE3rx1dTen65HiWEvxHoVYtEu_aZ5F3MAVQ7d_BxOTfcnCwtAiaI3_RO_AK2CN8M4Jkx9FL4y88GNOr_sPrN6Un1Ga_sF-pVcDHcKAWQJ5TMuKZFEsewP/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPbY24XVL5fJQv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>What do you do when you thought you were talking to Miss America but instead a 300-pounder shows up and says, “great! We both look just like our pictures!”</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/07/girl-47--hippo-girl/1206"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/07/girl-47--hippo-girl/1206</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 48:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Literary Agent Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge34_dp2QeW7T-Hn8ByI2Do8G-7QlniqewyUTJMpkIJAqc9nq_uoMlOC_eb1JH3RIOAcmcUDVJWCjIzzLVaPbJo6j-P8xN_xfj4Wwob6kXa8v5bAPtc5XwmunMpuRG6s2bKE40swkl/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSqoC8c0gvGhv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She kept one man for romance and a second one for sex.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Which position was I interviewing for?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-48--literary-agent-girl/1204"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-48--literary-agent-girl/1204</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 49:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Vaseline Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivxxgVCb020llDAtFNRk5QxwB_ckBLsLGWSdtOlhpjPayF8h_9KAJ6NWST7PBLTOu9Uj4GD8B3JnAlj0lvUSlWoMK1CUoDYe3FNA5dstd83tXzS2u5LGgpAasj1lDSNMshpvtV0MVK/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPUPpl52QY4HEv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Some women are just ready for you.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>They switch on like a light for you and only you.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Some would call that fate.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Others might label it spooky.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-49--vaseline-girl/1203"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/06/girl-49--vaseline-girl/1203</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-5277638312946557132008-01-21T09:37:00.001-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.104-07:00THE FIFTIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 50: Naples Bistro Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDn1vwhHyIQi1EOvgsmMiBDNkrCWTc9kJ_MBv8pTDqRPO7u33ybKZnQG1_pBwaas0kJUHNY7BlxT3CB3KY2TI_CMW4fqp44wxCzA9w4HihjYuc1LJftGQWJigIsmcrM-0wqGsKAmvH/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPRcJNA0D5YbTv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She pulled off her blouse in the car and two perfect breasts plopped out.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And here I was supposed to get to bed early.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-50--naples-bistro-girl/1196"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-50--naples-bistro-girl/1196</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 51:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The Amazing Corvette Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJCwHI36ZlARU22m07ykRRclmqcFeWi4KOs8fAMoupwjt2oq48nl9lUSeSzoTYeNoONcB1qoVVCl6JARXQ5kzfDfWYVCcDgowROgJhgiOGMZwJPTayZMZW4gT9vcZtFYE44Ku2hUty/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTBhXHBZKjnIv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>My adorable time-share girlfriend.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I had her on even days.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The other guy had her on odd days.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We began to compete to see who could fuck her better.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM>Part 1:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The first dozen fucks:</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-51--corvette-girl-part-1/1195"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-51--corvette-girl-part-1/1195</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM>Part 2:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Timeshare girlfriend:</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-51--corvette-girl-part-2/1194"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-51--corvette-girl-part-2/1194</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 52: Sex Toy Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkn8uf24qbOt4r_gzxuJJosleatW8NK4GQwmvUJQcx7Mp32IzZkwBCRzCLaQWpWtl78rwDMdkHp29AnpmPVqODOBaNulSU3h5RbAHfLCSBqCxn0I14BwwFHGWE_EeXCEx8VC6yU86V/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPW7a3t8Tcnusv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>What do you say to a woman so sensual that she owns her own sex toy business?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>In this case, “get your clothes and get out.”</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-52--sex-toy-girl/1193"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-52--sex-toy-girl/1193</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 53:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Entertainment Lawyer Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKVwTu_gDuRj8MIBKHf4owWd_SFAYXiDBoyqFfWyZP6E1uK8D5jBVXZkSQUjb1ZeeHVa_xyAByr956zhHzAUAEFUyK1YD7r_jTfeRi8aTRidtwPajCx9knYxea6biFLBvbOl1f0pT4/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPfIKdBEGLSOwv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>The more I hung up on her, the more of me she wanted.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-53--entertainment-lawyer-girl/1192"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-53--entertainment-lawyer-girl/1192</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 54:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Kendall Jackson Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh45hgxkFawJBbT4UeWk7TQ1Dm3qJermFX-gfPwtH63qP2BJ2zANJ-ir_8AII21RJzjrth8KDhI1Hed5XcepzLUl9UlXZkVOD5Qw5rFHPW6agUkFj1in2BWX-ZXPrvyvNyqGAsiZ16d/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPT2X*CSzLbvtv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>The haunted one. Creepy.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/29/girl-54--kendall-jackson-girl/1190"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/29/girl-54--kendall-jackson-girl/1190</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 55:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Gap Toothed Limey Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzXCg796mfppBZy9TlZJj0gREviFA8Gat5qL7n2_OywTvnF0VJk_IgS-o0KQF04uYi83KLUytn0w1MTFOrc0vjhFThjU75MkQ10Hmd2HZJyyaNWiI-C8iZX_5o5_vg2JZ0UPrE-80T/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPa4MHobEkHP6v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She hadn’t had sex in a decade, which had done more damage than if she’d porked a football team every night.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-55--gap-toothed-limey-girl/1186"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-55--gap-toothed-limey-girl/1186</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 56:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Kid Voice Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSGOYpluMECLdhcqFX8qd7S1Q5bBaRaUhlgZLt8PxkhNCbCtOStfMyklxLI5k4Aq1dKGbesQxdAeboz0mExRRF2UXD8QYiLDM1o1dc5WrUACpT1jmzrSGEaTwOmaFbVCcBjEWE2LpM/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQZ6QhHT2I5fv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Yet another mistake.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-56--kid-voice-girl/1185"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-56--kid-voice-girl/1185</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 57:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Secret Garden Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu29M8As7lTuargupsMyJRsbzNoRwxfDt7mJvT9_8Bg8dpDzHZhmQU-z2KtiZlHR86qmq1ofNy-8WZReiX8nKU-agMrJnBOO6Ji9e2Tcb4r0VRfGQyaCJF7RFwKjHfQnsSn17xYI8Z/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTPnAVfxpNG5v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Watch a female transform from a troll to a beauty queen.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>How’d I do it?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 58:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>No One Home Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9nsCZRUbI9exoEoPOa4VhmruVwA5f8Hlfn1l_Fj8Nn5NzwhzsobV7Dd20xZrMg3ZDgb1wZnR4A4biCWeWGN2i5mUx9eQNIWh981f9HQf0-6QAS63EbEPYr1Cp6XJ8IgFUWDUqg2Zm/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQi3yGgzJatZv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Gorgeous.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Dumb.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Some would say that’s the ideal female.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-58--no-one-home-girl/1183"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-58--no-one-home-girl/1183</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 59:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Dead Rat Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBG_JMfJ7vTjSXJt9HWTPUNXmt-BHGZg0lwRau5KIj_eLjMd2vvxY-wJWWarR4yxc8GrgGIj01wbPGNrIP9o-2mu_RlruUMYQE8PrkHzmV0E7ZSyhfuxat8t98RgXqoN2TUXjaE3YL/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPaj2o*AyMVO5v4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>Imagine if the woman who showed up at the bar were possessed by the Devil. </EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-59--dead-rat-girl/1182"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-59--dead-rat-girl/1182</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<DIV id=metrics contentEditable=false style="DISPLAY: none; FILTER: alpha(opacity=0)"><A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload_3" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload_3</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-11896167985974491012008-01-21T09:37:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.105-07:00THE SIXTIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 60:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Pediatrician Professor Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhynxYm3dd9PzNsg-qla_pj3LSbxjTpUX7LY4GqGvKffJkwEO0Hf2WWJ_nKEZkZICgbnkMhde-gyWkkQQCB3gUtRhtZ9S8k91PlarqwC0wAXPbcAeoTJlETJhK1MnG_ZuMfsZF1cTL0/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdJr*QUjYrHMv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She liked self-employment for the diddling breaks.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-60--pediatrician-professor-girl/1181"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-60--pediatrician-professor-girl/1181</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 61:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>All Leo All the Time Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrBPS0p_ezAo6f2YV2vkDuWaZ5HdMN4oE8a4RwNNs1jxI3XMvOLW9a7YJnj9VvTeTqo0RYBMHxDmA9_Qs2LwxbhiG0DzoqiT_0dPfbbOm9uAWWlTgSZvT9vuZoP1lEQJLZstRUtCg9/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZWvmqSM7kNev4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>I never figured her for the type to want to get nailed, in her car, in the parking lot, on the first date.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Women will fool a man every time.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-61--all-leo-all-the-time-girl/1180"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-61--all-leo-all-the-time-girl/1180</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 62:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Half Blow Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC_l_c0n9JWab35tpkWaZI53Ruh1dQatOaceNjCOMPtRwMsM1TGNWbIb5O-x5Xa73eU57KD64s-tF8lfLtX7D0MSofrcxThN6h38tYKAob8-d9XeezPya1RnXF2T9FO9PkTmAvWAjP/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPRVZlV3qJ*cov4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>Your mom said it best:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Finish what you start!</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/25/girl-62--half-blow-girl/1176"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/25/girl-62--half-blow-girl/1176</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial><EM>Girl 63:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Masked Love Junky Girl</EM></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmB6Oq0nBKQMFkB09414DienMeru82YLCoaeC07Am5QZbKOxqWkiKC2G6RyGq82uZY2NiKy2BLlstYzS-qorue1eBBjDlgSEXTquQj4VgyE8tFuycl0eYRRn6e5onyikG-i8luuNHi/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPeIDV6CU5ijnv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Was she a pretender or wearing the mask inside out?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/25/girl-63--masked-love-junky-girl/1175"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/25/girl-63--masked-love-junky-girl/1175</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 64:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Rapunzel Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkvYv-2XLLvRQ72nJqn87spNcOc5yBOVvQJPvtnUqmiT9Dz30iZyeBZHhjochlIpk3A1Yb1Udxa9qkioIiIKLbxmrbcindFAc73nwRv_Nb-0jkoyFaNYGUXtfHIfVK4HzHFDuDojGb/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPWf0j3e17K9Lv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Even guys get stalkers and psychos.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/24/girl-64--rapunzel-girl/1173"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/24/girl-64--rapunzel-girl/1173</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 65:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Accidental Chick Gimp Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihmfbv7k4noHvT8AshhIldaPI4wWzwJdnCwczUtAgAURJYh591iWBiBPzS8z640TecmSvujUGuFzrRA483K5OJGCtM_fJL_2EuF67_lwNbo6s7V8ICzIzIIWEOCWC5xVW5cpSF98qL/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPVQMTrPb*HkKv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>A case of mistaken identity.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Could have been good but turned very wrong.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-65--accidental-chick-gimp-girl/1167"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-65--accidental-chick-gimp-girl/1167</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 66:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Geek Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm-p3KNRYFzSRfnV863FSio3nyIiFz_igZsllOTSLWW-DZXVrw3QAtvAA7_wulRD3aA-69dmwb4qDQZgdA-wxCL9LV1xYzwa4CF81HY0rnlMArjbhtt26nCaYv-sEqDS-2_iOAkXHN/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTnXvhxBYRQOv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>You know what happens when the relationship is killer on the phone and email.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Then you meet her and she’s a dog. This one was no dog, she was as gorgeous in person as in her pictures, but her soul was ugly.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-66--geek-girl/1166"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-66--geek-girl/1166</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 67:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Home Care Nurse Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifwnsZ30z8tklS7D7OUqjGqmC109fI1dIz_FUn0yqELE1pVDyTV9iTDKuApay9DQeWQVtMbmZNEkHweBbCU9dfcp6vU7s0RQ0P-5aXOgENCuVXRy-IKx7m04nT83Ra8O5QeapYhoan/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPddKAXoBd7JGv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>My penis took over the date with interesting results.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-67--home-care-nurse-girl/1165"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-67--home-care-nurse-girl/1165</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 68:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Baby Got Back Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_jZCigbsqeyRkImRMSNeFP0EFzFOjgrj8P6rdXWBqnomqHt1MEkmO5FRmgyZw-y8bV2T4hzBaZY7LbrmhW0SfGM-5yeuD0QYrll55UZ3-SADBDGEhVwtMd37oZWHgAB1N38Y9kXRp/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdjp9Ib5XLOjv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Rump-shakingly hilarious.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-68--baby-got-back-girl/1164"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-68--baby-got-back-girl/1164</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 69:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Rocket Scientist Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi96DhvwOCG8k_ycS0dKCNnWbG8Sf9WgRcaMCUyL5BnwCckF55c9qrp_gcv_SB7mQPKpep4rl3X3TSKRj4pJlBIpNNgsTz4NxWkHM8JwPNKsB4aga2RV1OcA4n3xNQ3OkAX6U0oSYqe/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTJNQzLk-2OGv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She didn’t like my car but fucked like a bunny.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Say what you will about my penis, but insult my car?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>No, thank you!</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-69--rocket-scientist-girl/1163"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-69--rocket-scientist-girl/1163</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-42919314409219575862008-01-21T09:36:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.106-07:00THE SEVENTIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 70:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Underwater Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBLsBCExylb_s2qo5R7eFk46hRKfk9K5NkaHQKk30jQERi1HtPmFhNQ3l3Exic66CPKkmq-EKBMDNHh5gonja42TGfHoLM-OrLiiad7uBG7BNRUb-DdGosoKguVYwIgq9Xr0RUnt2J/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPcKlsO-ARmxDv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She could have been The One. Except I needed her in Miami and she wouldn’t leave Boston.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>If you know what I mean.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-70--underwater-girl/1162"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-70--underwater-girl/1162</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 71:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Groupie Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoRZCm7h3qZIcopJrMp9JRpSHAzka_fLy7GtKbQ8okxCy64R_hJgqf4ISRtMwlaybj-9v3fIjJLw7fzj_yGWNqS89HFs8VyAUYsORer-j20z1ssn24Jm75AxzBqFDmqlkDWkvZVr0B/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZO14amhf-7Qv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>They say you are a different person with each woman you meet.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>With Groupie Girl I was kinky!</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-71--groupie-girl/1160"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-71--groupie-girl/1160</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 72:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Leo Pharma Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ2j7yL4RwExyZ1cn_5MbGQqORB5bad60jbuyikKpmdAStDloHJ18z8ErQV_LmgJFO3a_dq7KJ24fuy6SW_ddNqBv8aii_k4HxRj5KIxBh7wb284HeBQSvWH0orD6E79i0QrOWyR6P/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSPUwQfyi135v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Slinky.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-72--leo-pharma-girl/1159"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-72--leo-pharma-girl/1159</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 73:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Together Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh94nidoHvAq2lILn_71Pu-u5IIcDSAeralmm62M7UusoIVQxVFjcBLO-6pHBCkwqiPtQJ7CUCC_ZLn-OA9NCEcMMHTtuDvY6H0rT3eOxs6qyFizyWAUNYjhUspw-q7y1ps70sk5T_U/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPZpfl9LxvhEZv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>What do you get when you drop $3k on an introduction service?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-72--leo-pharma-girl/1159"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/22/girl-72--leo-pharma-girl/1159</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 74:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>From Russia With Love Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikEJEA8T42BSy-NEZ31DOit7Tj_3oOMJxAJ1Ulcn74CJdkA1Mn_Zr4kX7YWhmHoWamfhY7sT3cJRntKsz3gfXYnjLywM87mMHBcCsaS9auz_GgIif-FL-qBX2KTyGgwW95KAUIPmdA/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPYAudYjs4sw0v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Cold War’s over, baby.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Time for a hot war.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/16/girl74--from-russia-with-love-girl/1152"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/16/girl74--from-russia-with-love-girl/1152</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 75:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>General Liability Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWZVfE59r3qdhnYXQKX5RDKZnM16E6kOzzRHfGrvtuTFsh12PqTC7Rv3x7zhT3NqvBO3OCJIdCGyFo3Z2WmP8Mj4uGVWEUP3PX8BMgsGUkQLtQZDjVphE2AibOEFlH5qo7WXk1j0Z0/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQtaE2x7gFjNv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She got the name from her insurance career, but it applied across the board.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-75--general-liability-girl/1146"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-75--general-liability-girl/1146</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 76:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Cyst Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRyGKhoF0sNoPoKorbnki4buwZdE749jXCqprWxqUC-wkVKlWdFeArOxGkGHyg8gN8yssOPfziwN1bmbX2F0kYL2pujUZ1TUzfkkQaFQEmfuCMDSu_JBxvK02yqOEwcDhoF3j-qyYS/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSVeQgX35ANDv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Sometimes you need it bad, no matter who it comes from.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-76--cyst-girl/1145"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-76--cyst-girl/1145</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 77:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Mutant Ninja Turtle Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL0i5iLlputNX5fKlvyzaf5RZ35eutRQ3q5EM9nELnFkyYQfsHQ6Bb-JhgW8Zzwsp3vO9jTJA_pdXrbVEOt2531fprI3kJiGSQbitTYo5tuRVMRn3jK5XoHEsfwcz-EV5YphsCYhFY/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdefA8Zt*bTzv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She was a nice surprise until she got out of bed a millisecond before penetration.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-77--mutant-ninja-turtle-girl/1144"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/15/girl-77--mutant-ninja-turtle-girl/1144</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 78:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Banana Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWRPH3NDA1N0e8vVGGqVZSGjokijz0fpxOaPofq6AvOxXEGsCZA2frtcetOsGGzfgkcanwiym-IMpd7YVkip8vMa7RsqGGc2tajeR0ILAcVADU59Q9EkSzkdW_bex7xiiqNGjTzcMy/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPea09fq*kE*Dv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She offered to be my no strings sex slave.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-78--banana-girl/1132"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-78--banana-girl/1132</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 79:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Psychic Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYbT98kY-3ff8SNQy1w3Iuc8mJRjYaxPU8Buk1skm-Ot4Mp00dYOccV5rhx6tzamd0rPXyQC3l1cdBjGh_twVEK64SipMmub6p5pCHbBgyfcSMNj_0KR33yPydr3S_pL4q6QGQJCk4/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPf0vkgLPj*0-v4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She didn’t tell me till we met in person.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It took all my strength to keep the mental wall up so she couldn’t read my thoughts.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-78--banana-girl/1132"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-79--psychic-girl/1131</EM></STRONG></FONT></A><SPAN class=MsoHyperlink></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></EM></STRONG> </P>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-72427640085126326822008-01-21T09:35:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.107-07:00THE EIGHTIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 80:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>VP Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltJwvzyZNlljPhgGGE1_b2P0sk7kE_RZhluRG9SAdn2ETTPJzDhjzcIvwqvz_66Jha0QVkXc4oCEbjxcMAICnZ9vmxRrH9zIEXfKRAWXBS5Sh4r9Rq3AkrWTkLltoImQBNV4GEM4q/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPSkvFHyJRwEDv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Was it just me, or were they getting worse?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl80--vp-girl/1130"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl80--vp-girl/1130</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 81:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Biker Teacher Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWVnH_O4Sk4VzTFzPD3jx6gswL3Fsp0UrvauIUkgWcdWQPLyWxUo1uI42K58tCU3S0qmqIZRHsmEbckklBeWWnTyTd_hUSg0eeGzXK90CRkL1TjC9bHWTvuptxsTngB6BuADBGKfGO/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTcRqz1lRWX4v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Classic case of what the girl says she wants is not what she really wants.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-81-biker-teacher-girl/1129"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-81-biker-teacher-girl/1129</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 82:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Infiniti Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfP7urNC9B8mpMeqj1XaWPS3gxGOqVIedMF6qFqmUTdLhndJCm7mrcmpgfIOy2_V79WdoJ79T_azw-IwBeH62QVYJ2NUb1FCQ4uPWaCedk1VcHVfkfcj1hm2sYzQYPgw7Gk71ALfuv/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPY7GnsNvvbEcv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>I thought she was the girlfriend until she turned around and said, “Wow, that was great, and I didn’t even fake it that time!”</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-82--infiniti-girl/1128"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/04/girl-82--infiniti-girl/1128</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 83:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Investment Banker Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghoaVfFIzMv8To5e0f7SYLTn6URPCc6TpGPrLznZDd1g77DqzGKU6RjD0JknepgKxSI7vXSSnGLIWFAmVKtLE8MNEpo9TOq435wIXbpeq2EYuhxncSag55DMq6BrEo2hPzIqAhTEh2/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPT6cs6YhI4-Fv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Hot enough to fry an egg on but not ready for the likes of me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-83--investment-banker-girl/1120"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-83--investment-banker-girl/1120</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 84:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Poodle Haired Anal Virgin Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha6ucw3UcxpDR0HYs_BP7bueIrcMEA2EhAtMulcMbxIQwa9Pue8rKUGBeCKApXZBRxsAnBi_XNM2eDgPT3LFK9XfR3V0bbwb8RrEzlDS4dHHU4NM7eSiebqZQUbXB3tVtFvcmNCc0G/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPUOd9XN27lScv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She proposed to me on the phone but wanted to run for the hills when she saw me in the flesh.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-83--investment-banker-girl/1120"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-83--investment-banker-girl/1120</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 85:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Not Ready Leo Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg8kj_dvLcRu67v4rSnAEYs2WaZbr6tfUVncQUA6z0Tut3x4R2W3Te3euNkjXrrvrBVwmF87Y8ua33CSWhtUaRF6cVRwvMPkpsTGA5NXrvLJtCUEO3J6DTmXoFcHXjNZIIWuwR3Fi5/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPV2xgMIumjnVv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>You’ve heard of milfs before?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Too bad this one was in love with someone else.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-85--not-ready-leo-girl/1118"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/02/girl-85--not-ready-leo-girl/1118</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 86:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Fountain of Youth Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqlQH9bQoy53dxSWAx9u1t7Kb1w6OhewptiZYXqyuNGiYNj_mDJ4XqY_C5pfKhPyp06is18IghXDEyCjIZ6CcdJkzpUMRYZAzrE-G2_hWiybI7eylduDXPHdvMj9IYE0oJ43RsQH08/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPX*QP3JQzbtZv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>No way this woman was as old as she claimed.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Sex on the first date was never so fun.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-86--fountain-of-youth-girl/1114"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-86--fountain-of-youth-girl/1114</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 87:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Clogged Toilet Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1SI_vVMOUzcEwaO3SRmxO43W2a_Gu6KhApuBl9rdQ7Vbx9hssJYbL1yup-uSlv_N3pfujUqglUJDHSkd6Egq1R16RDtwWxz1G0YFLzETgkuIXsRChMIh46rRL0RJ-oedd6WV1OjVn/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPeS-6Vn9iCx9v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>The name came from the sounds she made when she gave oral.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Amazing.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-87--clogged-toilet-girl/1113"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-87--clogged-toilet-girl/1113</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 88:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Poodle Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiehZeYVGx6gq8XzIFl_Blk4_6TQ7iIIf73VpBH_ku2JuWTkGHfI4Dol018GAu5h-agpnFCK6DVVi9MJuPIUSBaA_V0qmKvo7VCTbRsDJ4sv4Grdj4yrfWao-3FI6_5dq8tzsiRlq99/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPdFOlSsm39Atv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Not one of my better moments.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-88--poodle-girl/1112"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-88--poodle-girl/1112</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 89:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Dominatrix Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6BuYq6m3HWcQ2QmFKqfkQaP781VUL0NYFE9rp16tFJTBPHAa8HqtmRh-HjSjbE-ymnzdQWKi2HDg91Du0U-octmFR3AcW6BDO8QlgGR4o-PnZwqmabsXwb_-tgC3Pe-3dWdykPAz0/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPcLmRa0MrMpRv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>What if that one dark and dirty XXX fantasy you’ve always thought about was the same thing a woman you dated fantasized about?</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-89--dominatrix-girl/1111"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-89--dominatrix-girl/1111</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<DIV id=metrics contentEditable=false style="DISPLAY: none; FILTER: alpha(opacity=0)"><A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload_11" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload_11</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-1710330759772486602008-01-21T09:33:00.000-08:002008-10-11T11:42:18.108-07:00THE NINETIES<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 90:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Rope Nurse (Date Rape) Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdBShGkTaSI3ZdU5A35klxUrDnIZzVzGZ5opUKwnKK277N5lkfIAy-tkBGrIRRHzUqF3qHb7wGEsKB6D2dACJpxWywjhg36HTqom58i31Q-DgQrhbRx5zPuegcJqQU4qLRxG-qrrA7/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPfg0-CxHm4w5v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Ever been date raped?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It’s not bad!</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl90--rope-nurse-date-rape-girl/1110"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl90--rope-nurse-date-rape-girl/1110</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 91:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Unfit Friend Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYujN6qBuywl3JxqRMpDOrEq1zQuV20EPZX-SQpX6KufK_mptphgovkWhNXwWsthEc3Rthe5zfzKAldNx2PDYxtHEJ-HKTZAE9vxhjOFVDzlEWhPwhLe4fQbyKkzcHOElLEOwfE-FB/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPR8H4Nm6-PpAv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>To this day I still wonder if this was a set-up.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-91--unfit-friend-girl/1109"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-91--unfit-friend-girl/1109</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 92:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Anal Third Base Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=2><FONT color=#0000ff><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYAgkpFmj0bQt8NH4oH3cAlxdaP9carr8_hQ6Q9LwSTw3g2btWhUSxquYQv_4p5N2RDdCGQR-zhzCunA2QrL7AvQIWxTQKCAy-zpH1Iy0gK3m2Yedo5UVmXhl8ymz614yOTAmCOIn6/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPW-t13oO7*lbv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>She bent over at a strip club for chicks and let a male stripper six-pack her.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Making her the perfect girlfriend candidate.</EM></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-92--anal-third-base-girl/1108"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-92--anal-third-base-girl/1108</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 93:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Israeli Air Force Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJy1N48ZMhXz23QBn-_0-eYcXRiysWWu_uSf0bohkmlqZNCfhcXPuCU-TofHzDgciog2wFmtZaWhb_rIIM1gr-hx4bkJiyG-ElNpMmMSJfUC3DtSHpxAXqeMv3sTV7R5dOlVTp3NC/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPTMChR9bO3N7v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Close call.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Barely made it out alive.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 94:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The Fabulous Bat Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKrL-goZbPRIh3OBSfqEnho2XvxLbeVpimkp3rMfRHuFQ91oJu6no3z1xcUqrhUzVzJ02ndTSLyE6b6tuWb7PLFWWe3SwxPJmZGSKD1CL_9kUHuQLlAuqpHiDTDK9W9aUVEx8GKDkN/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPe6dApJp5uTov4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>She should have become Wife #3.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The author blew it.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-94--the-fabulous-bat-girl/1102"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-94--the-fabulous-bat-girl/1102</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 95: Bend Over Backwards Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8eIfceORqlKfINU0oBPSOyzlRYbuVKKhdYnUG7TgtJcJ6_mlYdg7hPj2djVBYfood1Gv7kP8goMH6wWYF5M7LbRjKiC1_6uxLqfDb1UZzy4sZ6-HfWA4f4-aYJvSkoAWyGEzM6lrw/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPWs8i09muvQ5v4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Post 94 girls were like bad acid trips.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-95--bend-over-backwards-girl/1101"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-95--bend-over-backwards-girl/1101</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 96:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Feminazi Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaF6BHravWCg02rzEg0DC-d6zU6WWvlMhFUIZsMyBjylVA97mPnoaK7x-k8z2QwUEjFws-sW5zDmwmnGStEX7bpaqBGjvbN4sFLxpj2xpNeYhOGiYGS5Rhf5vpxB8NNL4KdGIu_sIC/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPd*jkzuwIIhlv4xQp5Fd3Ig%3D%26size%3Dm"/>Still gives me nightmares.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-96--feminazi-girl/1100"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-96--feminazi-girl/1100</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 97:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Tough Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFb9XgOV2GTwq2MYoB-cxV_a2BxWLObvQWSqIekljHtqNAVHKB6FTNBjPkGqaYZH9dC8SvkRT8ZmmQz1y4yXI0qoTVQjLHRsgz0nSDfQauJKmsu6GzYxf544kP1Bb4Enza1lx43r6C/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPa0GuAoGKLeFv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Navy divers (I used to be one) say, “No dive too deep – no muff too tough!”<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Turns out they’re wrong.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-97--tough-girl/1099"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-97--tough-girl/1099</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Girl 98:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Airport Girl</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaH3y3BW82GS8ux8S66qqWoam-ASeSu7ibQ9x5cmkvaiaAnbvdI_qixOdFfqFF5WaJESRoSQ2Zd6tCfT1duDuQqCqyTa8yVButRBj-3DufrQxTc-Y3uYVfp1LnprHbgaTQsZuaWwLs/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPWGT88egr3Epv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>If we trade emails and want to date and then meet in person, it counts, Airport Girl!</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-98--airport-girl/1098"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-98--airport-girl/1098</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUtz7-9QAhhEl6WjIu-kzuVO4HoGzKNLYrKa2SdN390E8oqEz9S0D96EfkiFu-ztjyPSXoB9AHqt5N6Rfd-NRurVGOUO4veZgsXwR_JnJUzUbvRF2yl6iqzo21ZhzaUy1w_DGbObkW/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPQvzJU6EnIYqv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>Never thought I’d see the day that the woman holding the steak knife came across the table at me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-99--violent-professor-girl/1097"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/girl-99--violent-professor-girl/1097</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG><EM><IMG src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidREvAeD3G8fU47l-Mf_utBjL7JRxq6Pu53JUJ9H-dUHlcwZZhm9eBSQkmR6tTKatzANTQAudLZxB85rqyyu_4wtLH2d9GSZlGjBK4YhQW16kJG8JzCyJAIQrFuKzxpb67cYM2I1PJ/s1600-r/pic%3Fid=2da0eCoiBvGM1fbvlULvPYHQPV1vT4GunP3Dv4xQp5Fd3Ig=&size=m"/>So maybe this one shouldn’t count, but there was something in the way she looked at me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Introduction:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Why I Did This</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/the-hundred-girls-project/1253"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/the-hundred-girls-project/1253</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=2><EM></EM></FONT></STRONG> </P><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><EM>Afterward and Conclusion</EM></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><A href="http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/afterward---hundred-girls-project/1095"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2><STRONG><EM>http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/01/afterward---hundred-girls-project/1095</EM></STRONG></FONT></A></P>
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<DIV id=metrics contentEditable=false style="DISPLAY: none; FILTER: alpha(opacity=0)"><A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/aoljpictureUpload_11" target=_blank rel=tag>aoljpictureUpload_11</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-65701558099411462632007-10-11T16:26:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.108-07:00THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>Introduction</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>In a span of twenty months I dated a hundred women I met from the Internet.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>There are those who would say this was compulsive behavior, but I had my reasons. Had I merely been seeking a girlfriend, I would have stopped at Girl 6. But I was trying to find myself, and after the nameless thing that happened to me, I decided that my life's purpose was to understand women, to burrow into the female soul and see what riches there were, and to claim them as my own.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>And though my life was enriched and I learned more in two years than I had in a previous lifetime of experience with women, the real reward of the journey was the story I can now tell. When you read these words and see the female lust and desire I experienced, you may discount it as the ravings of a delusional warped soul, or perhaps you dismiss them thinking I'm famous or handsome or rich and that only I could do these things. This is false. I am ordinary. I am every man. I am you. The only difference, perhaps, is that I risked when other men were cautious, and because I knew I was brave, I came across as self-assured. I knew I was becoming the Flying Dutchman of dating, and to the women who met me, it made me seem unaffected by their attention. Nothing drives a woman wilder than a man who can take her or leave her. A lesson learned late in life, but a lesson nonetheless.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>If you read carefully, you’ll see the changes in the author that intimate contact with a hundred women brought about. It was a positive but painful experience, as all learning is, but when the lessons were done, I was ten times the man I was when I dialed the cell number of Girl One.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>I won't say anything about what started this journey except that obviously a great sadness blew into my life, and I needed this to set the world right again.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>One item of business before the journey begins: You must know that the identities of The Hundred are deliberately altered to protect the identities of the women discussed. The changes, however, do not alter the events of the encounters. The photos are not the actual women but do bear a striking resemblance to the actual female of each entry. I’ve also removed references to real people in my life to protect their identities. Otherwise, what you are reading is the truth.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
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<DIV class=tags id=tagsLocation><BR/>Tags: <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex" target=_blank rel=tag>Sex</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/love" target=_blank rel=tag>love</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance" target=_blank rel=tag>romance</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating" target=_blank rel=tag>dating</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/women" target=_blank rel=tag>women</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls" target=_blank rel=tag>girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls" target=_blank rel=tag>hundred girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog" target=_blank rel=tag>dating blog</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-67516648306308342852007-10-11T16:25:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.109-07:00GIRL 1 ~ BANK GIRL<P><FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B>GIRL 1 ~ BANK GIRL</B></I></FONT> </FONT></FONT></P><IMG src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/silentfastdeep/1-1.jpg" align=left////////> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I looked at my wife’s face, her large dancing dark eyes framed by shining locks of jet black hair. My project to get my marriage back on track seemed to be going better than expected, after my discovery that there was another man my wife was interested in.</EM></STRONG></FONT>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>She was the second wife and my heart’s dearest love. The divorce from wife one had gone badly and it had taken longer to break up with her than it had to get through college and grad school, but the woman sitting on the bar stool next to me had been my reward. </EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>Of late, work had come between us, as had our daughter’s infancy. But she was three now, and it was time to get our sex life rolling again.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>It was a night out, we'd gone to a hotel to get away from the three year old, it was the hotel we'd gotten married in, we had a great time at the bar, she was all over me in the elevator, and she wouldn't even wait for me to light the candles. We had hot steamy sex, and when it was over, I lay there stroking her hair and she said the most amazing thing.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>"I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not attracted to you anymore. I never want to touch you again. I never want to fuck you again."</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>Time froze. I could barely see her eyes, it was so dark. I paused a few seconds, hearing the echo of her words, and remembering why I'd pushed so hard to get her to go out to the hotel with me every weekend, because she had become so reluctant to have sex with me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I remembered how she had asked me to move into the spare bedroom because I snored. I told her, the day I sleep in a separate bedroom it'll be in a separate house with a separate woman in the bed.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I remembered how she kept talking about this client rep named Bob and how he was so handsome and reminded her of what I looked like when she first met me and fell head over heels for me. Bob seemed to come up in every single conversation with her. I had wondered secretly whether my wife were bobbing on Bob.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I remembered how she always hated long fingernails or any kind of nail polish, and just about the time she started talking about Bob, she'd started going to the nail salon every week and got long red nails. When I communicated appreciation for them, saying something like, "I want you to use those to scratch my cock," she growled, "they're not for you, it's for business."</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I remembered how she had started going to the garage and locking herself in her car so she could talk on the phone at night while I put the kid to sleep.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>And finally I remembered that Monday, how we were in our small bathroom at the same time and my hand brushed her forearm and she shivered in disgust like a spider had touched her, then tried to act like it didn't happen.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I came back to the present. It had been twenty seconds since her "inverse wedding vow." I got up from the bed and started getting dressed, and said, "This marriage is over. I want us to disassemble it like the adults we are. I'm moving to a hotel tomorrow. When you're ready, we'll talk about how we're going to split the dishes."</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>She got dressed and started crying on the walk to the car. Normally if she ever cried I'd hug her and comfort her, but not tonight. I drove her home in silence and went to bed. She slept in the guest room. In the morning I got up, packed a bag, and took off my wedding ring and put it in her jewelry drawer. I kissed my daughter good-bye and drove to a hotel by the construction site where Iworked.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I never touched her again. We negotiated the property settlement by email. I got an apartment near the house and had my daughter half the time.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>She tried to make a go of it with Bob, but once she was single he freaked out -- he liked that she couldn't ask for more of a commitment from him. Now free and available, he wanted nothing to do with her. A few months later Bob was walked to the parking lot for looking at internet porn at work and emailing naked pictures of his new girlfriend to coworkers.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>It was definitely time to start dating, I thought, after almost hitting on the head-case secretary at work. But would the solution to my problems really come in the arms of a woman? When the problems seemed to originate there? Could it be that the answer to love gone wrong was love gone right? Oddly enough, instinct told me the answer was a resounding yes.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>The initial result seemed encouraging. At the time I didn’t call her “Girl 1,” nor did I mentally refer to her as “Bank Girl.” The nickname thing was something that came into play a dozen females later, as an attempt to make my Monday morning Girl Briefing with my guy pals – all married, all wishing like hell they were me and single – go faster. Were I to call the woman “Laura,” the guys would complain – there are a million Lauras, which one are you talking about? The one who works at the bank, I’d say. Bank Girl. Then the guys would nod and encourage me to continue, which is how this story started in the first place.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM> * * *</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I met Bank Girl in New Brunswick at a microbrew pub. I saw her across the street, her tall, slender form topped off by a halo of yellow-blonde hair, which blew in the breeze. She wore fashionable sunglasses. She smiled when she saw me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>When I looked at her across the table, I could see subtle signs of age, but they were sexy. I liked it. I liked her. She was a vice president for a major bank, and had the big career with the big chair and the plate glass window. She smiled as we talked about life.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I made the mistake of being extremely gentlemanly to her. I played the wrong role: nice guy. Two hours into the date, I had no idea whether she liked me or not. She seemed drawn to me, hung on my words, but there was a thread of something dark. There was something she didn’t like about me.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>My body at that point was too heavy. I’d gained twenty, maybe thirty, pounds of bad-marriage-trauma fat.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>Is it my weight? I asked.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>She nodded. “For God’s sake, go work out once in a while.”</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I blinked at her for a moment.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>It wasn’t enough that I had to suffer the last two years with a disapproving, bitchy, sexually shut-down wife, but now I had to put up with first dates who milked me for drinks and dinner and only then told me I was unsuitable? The fucking bitch, I thought.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>But then, wasn’t it also just as much my fault? I’d written a profile with a set of pictures that obviously didn’t represent me. And I needed to get back in shape. But the more immediate issue was making my exit. This nonrevealing female would torture me for another three drinks over the next hour-and-a-half if I kept acting like a gentleman.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>And then I discovered the real secret, one date too late: women don’t like nice guys. They prize bad boys. I thought that girls had gotten over that in their twenties, but as I would see over and over again, if a man is terse and stern with a woman, she warms to the treatment much faster than when he’s gentle and sweet and considerate.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>So I tried my first practice run at doing what Tarzan of the Divorced Apes would do.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>I put five twenties on the bar and walked out without saying another word to the woman, without even looking her direction.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>As I walked to my truck, I realized that walking out on her in annoyance and disgust felt even better than a first kiss, or my memory of a first kiss.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>Perhaps, for me, the revolution had begun.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tags><BR/><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000099 size=4><STRONG><EM>It was time to start a search for Girl 2.<BR/></EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV class=tags><BR/>Tags: <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex" target=_blank rel=tag>Sex</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/love" target=_blank rel=tag>love</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance" target=_blank rel=tag>romance</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating" target=_blank rel=tag>dating</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/women" target=_blank rel=tag>women</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls" target=_blank rel=tag>girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls" target=_blank rel=tag>hundred girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog" target=_blank rel=tag>dating blog</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-32790583480949357472007-10-11T16:24:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.110-07:00GIRL 2 ~ FINDING EAGLES GIRL<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>GIRL 2<BR/><BR/>FINDING EAGLES GIRL<BR/></FONT></B></I></FONT><IMG src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/silentfastdeep/2-1.jpg" align=left////><BR/><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3><BR/>Her picture only showed her eyes, and her eyes were gorgeous. She contacted me, and her approach was completely sexual. "I'd love to feel your hands on my tits."<BR/><BR/>Wow. It had been a while since I'd been with a sexual woman. How could that be?<BR/><BR/>I radioed back, and soon we were completely in the gutter.<BR/><BR/>She asked what I wanted her to wear. I told her, miniskirt and heels.<BR/><BR/>When she showed up, she weighed fifty pounds more than me. I was a gentleman. </FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>We talked, had a few drinks, had dinner. She wanted to take me to her place. Her ex had the kids. Her house was lovely. She took off her clothes. She was huge.<BR/><BR/>She reached for me. There was nothing there. I looked down in amazement. My penis had never before failed me. And here it was, runway in sight, with nothing going on.<BR/><BR/>I looked up at Finding Eagles Girl. I'm really sorry, I said. Happens to the best of them, she said. And the worst, she added.<BR/><BR/>It was a long drive home. The last time I'd really dated I was a twenty-three year old submarine officer. Back then, I could pretty much fuck anything with a pulse. Not any more. This was the moment I realized that my penis not only had his own mind, but was a traitor to my leadership. His name was given to him by a forgotten woman decades before: Rex. I later modified his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, because he was so primitive and aggressive and carnivorous. But from now on, he would be known as "my traitorous penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex."</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>Up to this moment, when I would talk to Rex, it was not like I bent over and spoke to my own crotch. No, Rex would come alive in my mind, a sort of quiet thought appearing in my head, a thought I hadn't created. An alien spirit voice.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>But this time instead of just thinking thoughts to communicate with that outside spirit, I decided to speak out loud to Rex as I drove. I wasin a strange mood, and I figured that hearing my own voice would be theraputic, but when I said, "Hey, sorry about that, Rex," a voice, an actual human voice, answered me. I almost drove off the road when I looked over and saw myself. But it wasn't me, it was a parallel universe's version of me. He had a soggy cigar clamped between his teeth and a worn leather hat low over his eyes, he sported three days of beard growth, and he was leaner and tanner than me, but otherwise he could have been my twin.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>When Rex spoke, his voice was -- no surprise -- at least an octave deeper than my voice, yet my voice all the same.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>"No problem," Rex said.</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>I swallowed hard and tried to recover my composure. I know it sounds crazy, to be talking to an apparition of yourself, but one who represents your libido, but perhaps it will make more sense if I explain that I had been an insomniac ever since Girl 1, and I knew that insomnia can cause waking illusions and mental flights of fancy. I calmed myself down, saying that once I got some sleep, things like this would stop happening to me. So I humored the apparation and talked to it like it was actually there. Maybe, I thought, it wouldn't know what to say to me and it would vanish.</P>
<P>"You're okay that I made you consider fucking that woman?"<BR/><BR/>"I'm cool. Don't do it again, but no worries."</P>
<P>Okay, I thought. Say something to end this freaky conversation, get back to the house and go to sleep. He'll be gone forever by first light.</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>"I'll feed you something better next time," I said.<BR/><BR/>"I hope you do, or I'll pull the turtle routine again."<BR/><BR/>I smiled to myself, wondering if Rex would have done that if he were dosed up on Viagra. On a much later date, I would find out.</FONT></B></I></FONT>
<DIV class=tags id=tagsLocation><BR/>Tags: <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex" target=_blank rel=tag>Sex</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/love" target=_blank rel=tag>love</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance" target=_blank rel=tag>romance</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating" target=_blank rel=tag>dating</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/women" target=_blank rel=tag>women</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls" target=_blank rel=tag>girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls" target=_blank rel=tag>hundred girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog" target=_blank rel=tag>dating blog</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-67283193065452695172007-10-11T16:23:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.111-07:00GIRL 3 ~ LEGGY PRIVATE EYE GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 3<br/>
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<br/>Leggy Private Eye Girl</font></b></i></font>
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She was tall, slender and blonde. The kind of girl who walks into the
bar and turns every male head in the place. She was a private eye.
There were signs of age in the lines around her face, but they looked
extremely sexy, and I wanted her.<br/>
<br/>
But the conversation was boring. I couldn't seem to steer us toward
anything interesting. She wouldn't say a word about her previous
relationships. It was clear to me that she didn't like me, which was
fine. I paid the stupidly expensive dinner bill and walked her to her
car.<br/>
<br/>
She reached up, snaked her arms around me and pulled me into a deep
kiss, her tongue exploring mine, her mouth open and receptive, luring
me deeper insider her. I felt that kiss all the way down to my toes. My
heart pounded with desire. The second I reached for her breast, she
pulled away, smiled, got into her car and roared off.<br/>
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I stood there in the moonlight, blinking.<br/>
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I asked her out on a second date. My first second!</font></b></i></font>
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But the Cuban restaurant, though beautiful, made me want to fall asleep in my plate. The woman was so…damned…boring!<br/>
<br/>
Afterward, we went to a bar where she had to take photographs of a set
of stairs someone fell down, and I did guard duty while she clicked
away, the bouncer distracted. You'd think it would be exciting to go on
an actual surveillance mission with a private eye girl, but even that
was boring.<br/>
<br/>
By date's end I was finished with her. At her car door, she pulled me
into the second blood-boiling kiss. I kissed her back, but after she
drove off, I spit on the pavement. Goddamned cock tease. I thought
they'd gone out of style in tenth grade. Apparently I'd been wrong.<br/>
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</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-34505727556209632422007-10-11T16:22:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.111-07:00GIRL 4 ~ FASHIONABLE DOCTOR GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 4</font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><br/>
Fashionable Doctor Girl</font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><br/>
Cute and interesting, but no sense of humor at all, and she was totally turned off by me. </font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">At
the end of the evening, she concocted a story about how this was her
last day in the area, and tomorrow she was moving to Washington, D.C. </font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Did I look like a moron?</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-48052527030884593272007-10-11T16:20:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.112-07:00GIRL 5 ~ FROG GIRL<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>GIRL 5<BR/><BR/>FROG GIRL</FONT></B></I></FONT> </P>
<P><IMG src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/silentfastdeep/5-1.jpg" align=left//><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3><BR/><BR/><BR/>She found me. She winked at me, then followed up with an instant message. It was the first instant message I've ever received in my life.<BR/><BR/>She said her name was Diane. I thought it was my high school girlfriend by the same name. So I'm typing in about old times. We were chatting for twenty minutes before we realized what was going on. I'd typed in, "how's Chip?" She typed, "who?" I typed, "you know, Chip? Your husband???" She typed in, "do you know who I am?"<BR/><BR/>How embarrassing! We had to start over. She had to direct me to her personals site. I hadn't responded to her, because her photos were indistinct. There was one of her in a bathing suit, but frankly, she looked a little too tough for me. She wanted my phone number, and she insisted on calling me, and when she did, that smoker's voice came through.<BR/><BR/>For some strange reason I let her boss me into having a date with her. This was the moment a sort of clairvoyance came into me. For no apparent reason, I told her that I knew that she did orgies.<BR/><BR/>What? She asked. Orgies, I said. I know you do multiple guys. She paused, then typed, "you're crazy." And yet she kept in contact. The night before our date, I dreamt that I was at a party at her house, and she was the only woman, and that after appetizers she took on the whole room, nothing but her naked flesh and hard cocks all over the place.<BR/><BR/>She walked into the restaurant wearing a floral dress. She looked like a truck driver with an unusually wide grin. Her body was shaped strangely for a woman. She had broad shoulders and narrow hips. She reminded me of a walking frog, I thought. Frog Girl. It was her birthday. She delighted in having cake and a candle and having the entire restaurant sing to her. I glanced nervously at my watch, excused myself and went to the men's room, where I called Girl 6.<BR/><BR/>Girl 6 and I had been talking and emailing for over a week, and already I felt like I was in love with her. She'd begged me not to go out with Frog Girl, but I told her I felt like it would be rude to say no. Girl 6 came on, and I said, "you won't believe it." I told her everything. "Get out now!" she laughed. I told her I'd be a gentleman, and I returned to the table.<BR/><BR/>After dinner, she insisted I take her to her place, and she invited me in. No, I said, that wouldn't be right. She almost dislocated my shoulder pulling me in, and it seemed like half a second later she was naked on her bed, her mouth wrapped around my traitorous penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and to my surprise, he was up for it.<BR/><BR/>"What the hell is going on with you?" I asked Rex. <BR/><BR/>He shrugged. "What can I say, she knows what she's doing."<BR/><BR/>"But she's hideous!"<BR/><BR/>"So what, she's thin and athletic. You have your type, I have mine, now shut up, I have work to do."<BR/><BR/>"Asshole," I muttered.</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>"Asshole's next door," he said, distracted. One of his favorite jokes, it seemed.<BR/><BR/>At some point during the workout, I had Tyrannosaurus Rex in one hole and a few of my fingers in the other, and Frog Girl moans and says, "oh God, yes! It feels like I'm getting double fucked!"<BR/><BR/>Double fucked?<BR/><BR/>Afterwards, she literally lit up a cigarette. She looked at me with a glowing expression.<BR/><BR/>"I have a confession to make," she said.<BR/><BR/>"Oh?"<BR/><BR/>"Yeah. You were right about the orgies. A few years ago I was an aerobics instructor at the Hedonism Resort, the place where singles go for outrageous sex? Well, my nightly entertainment was doing three guys at once, one in each hole. And never the same guy twice." She smiled, pleased with herself.<BR/><BR/>"So I was right," I said. <BR/><BR/>She pouted. "You were right. How did you know?"<BR/><BR/>That question would keep me up for a dozen nights.<BR/><BR/>"And," I pressed, "you lied to me."<BR/><BR/>She smiled. "Of course I did. How was I supposed to tell you that?" She seemed as innocent as a child. Somehow I realized I had no idea about the architecture of the female brain.<BR/><BR/>"So, after all that sex, did you get tested?"<BR/><BR/>She was serious again. "Yeah, I haven't been wild like that in ten years. I haven't been with a guy in a long time. All my tests are perfect. I'm healthy as a horse."<BR/><BR/>I nodded, stood and pulled on my pants. "I gotta go," I said.<BR/><BR/>Tears came to her eyes. "Same thing every other man has ever said to me."<BR/><BR/>It was warm outside, but I still shivered as I walked to the car.</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>EPILOGUE</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>I tell people the story of why I hate "eHarmony" and prefer Match dot com: a year after this woman faded into my journal, I was still searching for The Girl, and decided to try eHarmony. After all, what had I to lose?</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>After taking their thousands of tests, they matched me up with one woman -- FROG GIRL! Oh, is that what eHarmony thinks of me? What an insult! Or, should I take this as an example of how lame eHarmony is at matchmaking?</FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff><I><B><FONT face="comic sans ms,sand" size=3>Either way, it didn't much matter. I tried every dating site there was, Yahoo Personals, Lavalife, Adult Friend Finders, even hired a three thousand dollar introduction service (which was only good for one date, with a woman who was missing teeth). The only one that ever worked for me was Match. And no, they're not paying me, more like suing me since the original name of this journal was "A Hundred Girls from Match." But you get the point.</P>
<P><BR/><BR/>**************************************************************<BR/>COMMENTS:<BR/><BR/>This entry has 1 comments:<BR/>Let's hear about more women !! Am sure you must have another 5-10 from this month alone !! Who are the most recent??? Any new ones from this past week??? Would love to hear about any or all of them. PLEASE ??? MORE MORE MORE !!!<BR/>Comment from njartwork57 </FONT></B></I></FONT></P>
<DIV class=tags id=tagsLocation><BR/>Tags: <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex" target=_blank rel=tag>Sex</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/love" target=_blank rel=tag>love</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance" target=_blank rel=tag>romance</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating" target=_blank rel=tag>dating</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/women" target=_blank rel=tag>women</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls" target=_blank rel=tag>girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls" target=_blank rel=tag>hundred girls</A>, <A href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog" target=_blank rel=tag>dating blog</A></DIV>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-6180437929035969792007-10-11T16:19:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.112-07:00GIRL 6 ~ ALAYNA<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 6<br/>
<br/>ALAYNA</font></b></i></font>
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<br/>
Her name was Alayna. She winked at me on the famous internet dating site on April 8, the
day before my birthday. Her pictures showed a gorgeous, slender woman
who seemed very sexual, a live wire. Right, I thought, those were taken
twenty years ago.<br/>
<br/>
Our emails got intimate and hot almost immediately. But when I called
her, I thought her voice sounded somehow older than her claimed age of
44, which meant those beautiful athletic photos of here were dusty. She
was probably older than me, I thought, beginning to lose interest. I
was on the cell phone while driving my truck through Virginia Beach
traffic, since I was there to see the kids over my birthday. "So, how
recent are your pictures?" I asked. She replied in her Chicago accent
-- odd that she claimed she was from Los Angeles, California. "About
two months, I suppose." I had to swerve suddenly, because I had somehow
gone into a romantic, erotic fantasy, my mind racing to see how I could
get this woman on a date.<br/>
<br/>
I was too new to adult dating, and I made a cardinal mistake. We both
poured our loneliness and sexual desires into our emails and phone
calls as we waited to get together, and we overheated. We only had two
possible futures: A disaster in which one or both of us didn't like the
other, or a deep love affair. I arranged our first date at a Central
Park hotel suite, not because I wanted to impress her, but because she
was staying at her ex’s apartment, where he stayed during the week in
the city. On weekends, he would camp out at the marital residence and
visit the children while she hung in Manhattan.<br/>
</font></b></i></font><img src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/silentfastdeep/6-2.jpg" align="right"/><br/>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I
was nervous before she showed up. I had done everything in my power to
look good for the woman – working out like a prize fighter for weeks,
and shoring up my insecurities with a new prescription for Viagra. I
tossed down a shot of bourbon as I waited for her, and made sure the
wine I’d brought was ready to open. I paced the room as the hour
approached. The door was slightly ajar. When I heard a double knock my
stomach flipped, and I heard her voice for the first time in real life,
not through a cell phone connection, and unlike the scratchiness of her
phone voice, in person she sounded musical.<br/>
<br/>
She wore a black pantsuit that revealed her tanned, toned stomach. Her
hair blew in the breeze of her passage. She walked right up to me and
kissed me. I didn't know whether to kiss her back or push her far away
enough that I could just drink in her looks.</font></b></i></font>
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<br/>
I poured her a glass of wine but we barely drank it. I couldn’t keep my
hands off her. On impulse I opened her belt, unzipped her tight pants
and pulled them off. She laughed and chided me for not taking her top
off first, then pulled it off herself and revealed the most perfect
boobs I had seen since submarine school, over twenty years ago.<br/>
<br/>
I lay her body on the bed, put one knee by her inner thigh, and touched
her gently with my traitorous penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was so hard
he was practically a periscope. I moved him toward the hot, wet opening
of her gorgeous shaved pussy. I felt her moan, and slowly, sensuously,
I plunged deeply into her and felt her body clench around me. <br/>
<br/>
I cradled her head in my hands, her blonde hair falling on the bed like
a halo, and I kissed her, her mouth responding softly and wetly to
mine. I fucked her slowly, then fast and deep, then slowly again, until
she threw me to my back and got on top. She grabbed my raging hard cock
and put it in herself, her eyes shut, an intense expression of ecstasy
on her face, and she rocked back and forth until she came. She
collapsed, but just for a moment, looked at me with mischief in her
eye, and stared rocking again, and as she began building toward a
second orgasm, her cell phone rang with a Sponge Bob Squarepants tune.</font></b></i></font>
</p>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><br/>
I sat half up as she extended her palm to me, then put a finger to her
lips to shush me as she answered the call. I wasn’t sure which was more
astonishing – that she answered her phone during sex, or that her
ringtone was a kids’ cartoon character’s theme music.<br/>
<br/>
"Yes, Dylan," she said, as if she were a lieutenant answering the call
of an admiral. She ran one hand through her tousled but still gorgeous
blonde hair. "Okay. Right. Got it. Bye."<br/>
<br/>
Who was that? I asked. "My ex," she said. "To hell with him. Keep fucking me."<br/>
<br/>
She touched my face and kissed me and made me forget.<br/>
<br/>
As our passion rose, I did something that surprised me. Perhaps it was
because she seemed extraordinarily responsive to me. She gave me every
signal that she thought that anything I wanted from her, anything at
all, she would be thrilled to give me. I swept my mind through my past,
and though I knew women who had done that before, I had never liked the
ones who did. Not like her. Not like Alayna.<br/>
<br/>
She waited with her cheek on the sheet, her knees drawn up to her
breasts, her long fingers lightly stroking her own buttocks. I licked
my index finger, slowly circled the asterisk of her anus, then slowly
plunged it into her ass. Part of me waited for her to protest, but she
tilted her ass up even higher. I put one hand on my cock, one on her
ass, spread her ass cheeks, put the head of my cock on her puckered
anus, and listened. She made a happy sound, a sort "ummmmmmm" and
smiled. She'd just invited me to take her anally. <br/>
<br/>
I pushed my cock slowly, carefully into her, but I could have just
rammed her. She opened up for me completely, and I started fucking her
ass, and within two minutes she came in the hardest, most frantic
orgasm I had ever witnessed in my life. When I pulled out, I cleaned
off my cock and asked her to put her head in my lap.<br/>
<br/>
At that point I couldn't seem to cum inside her. I didn't want to make
the encounter uncomfortable for her, so I lay on my back and touched
myself. I could see the back of her head and I felt her hot breath on
my cock, and then her tongue, and just a bare sensation of her lips,
and then I exploded all over her face. She licked me slowly, and lapped
up every drop of me, and when she was done, she did something no one
had ever done. She kissed me. I could taste myself in her mouth, and it
was so erotic it got me going again. I flipped her onto her back and
sucked her pussy until she came, and then I did something I'd never
done before -- I gave it to her with my mouth a second time. That, I
thought, is what you do when you love a woman.<br/>
<br/>
I fell into a deep sleep, and when I woke, it was dark. She lay asleep,
breathing softly beside me. For almost half an hour I sat up and just
watched her sleep.<br/>
<br/>
* * *<br/>
<br/>
Three years later I rang the doorbell of the massive house she’d won
from her husband in the divorce. She came to the door and kissed me on
the cheek and invited me in. The ice cold beer landed in front of me at
the bar of her kitchen. I smiled at her and we laughed about old times,
old hurts, old pleasures.</font></b></i></font>
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<br/>
It’s a strange feeling to see an ex-girlfriend again, especially if she
is one of the ones who mattered in your life. She looked good and she
was happy, and perhaps most importantly, I could tell that my affair
with her hadn’t led to any permanent damage, and while I thought that
my heart would never heal from having lost her, in point of fact, I was
far better after having moved on from her than I was when I was with
her.<br/>
<br/>
She told me about how she still grieved the man whom she’d loved after
me. I tried to give her some advice, but the lovelorn never really
listen, just as I hadn’t listened to those who tried to help me forget
Alayna.<br/>
<br/>
The course of our affair and its destructive ending – destructive to
both of us – isn’t important to anyone but me, and it has few lessons,
except this one:<br/>
<br/>
No matter how much a love affair hurts you, even if its ending makes
you put a loaded gun in your mouth, three years later you’re right as
rain. You’re different. Scarred, still aching even, but over it. The
human animal is designed to fall deeply in love, but it is also
designed to recover from being in love.<br/>
<br/>
Does that somehow cheapen it? That a man can write love poetry and
nearly drink himself to death over a lost love and then three years
later it is as if she never even kissed him?<br/>
<br/>
Or is it a survival mechanism for the human race, without which we’d all slit our wrists the instant someone we love rejects us?<br/>
<br/>
All I know is, I survived Alayna. Am I the better for having loved her?
At least she proved that after my divorce, I could love a woman and be
loved by one again, and that I could experience the highest highs and
the lowest lows of romance.<br/>
<br/>
I survived Alayna. I’m over Alayna. </font></b></i></font>
</p>
<p> </p>
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<br/>
But in my bedroom, there is an oil painting I commissioned of her. In
the painting, she stands naked, her fabulous breasts exposed, her arms
bound by the silk ribbons of her ties to her world, unable or unwilling
to come into mine. Her face is serene, and her eyes stare into mine. <br/>
<br/>
The funny thing about that painting? I never look at it. I try to avoid
looking at it. Other women have tried to make me take it down. But I
won’t. That painting is a monument not to my past or to my pain, but to
being over both.<br/>
<br/>
A toast, bartender. To survival. To moving on.<br/>
<br/>
And maybe one last one. To the immortal Alayna.</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-76172949234106465602007-10-11T16:17:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.113-07:00GIRL 7 ~ DEEP THROAT GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 7<br/>
<br/>
DEEP THROAT GIRL<br/>
</font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><br/>
<br/>
</font></b></i></font><img src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/silentfastdeep/7-1.jpg" align="left"/><font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I
was in full rebound from Girl 6. I missed Alayna. I cried every night
for Alayna. I was dating just to force myself to move ahead. I told
myself that on July 25, Alayna’s birthday, my grief would be over. I’d
spend all day grieving, and then I would be healed.<br/>
<br/>
I was lying to myself.<br/>
<br/>
This was worse than starting over after Girl Zero. The ending of a love
affair with a woman who had truly loved me and lusted for me hurt much
more than the end of the marriage.<br/>
<br/>
The next date, with Girl 7, was with an ultra-local. Alayna had lived a
hundred miles away. This girl would be close enough to run to her house.<br/>
<br/>
She insisted that I pick her up at her house. When I asked why, she
hinted that she was great at oral sex and that perhaps we should just
skip dinner.<br/>
<br/>
No one could be better in bed than Alayna, I thought.<br/>
<br/>
“No,” I said. “I’ll just meet you at the restaurant.”<br/>
<br/>
She was worse than I imagined. All night she kept telling me how great
she was at cocksucking, and all night I smiled pathetically and nodded.
When they cleared away our plates and I paid, I walked her to her car,
wondering how to get out of the good-night kiss. Her eyes drilled into
mine.<br/>
<br/>
It was a no win situation, and I was weak with grief. I kissed her with
a limp mouth as she rammed her tongue down my throat. I pulled away
from her, and saw her look of expectation,as if she thought she’d
converted someone.<br/>
<br/>
She seemed amazed that her campaign had failed.<br/>
<br/>
“Good-night,” I said faintly. I turned and walked slowly, head down, to my truck.<br/>
</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-9117025209371871742007-10-11T16:16:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.114-07:00GIRL 8 ~ PACKAGING GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff" face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><i><b>GIRL 8<br/>
<br/>
PACKAGING GIRL</b></i></font>
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<br/>
<br/>
Had I met Packaging Girl any other time, I would have liked her, perhaps even taken her to date three and had sex with her.<br/>
<br/>
But in my crisis over Girl 6, my dearest beloved Alayna, all I could do
was listen to her stories and compare how her face didn’t look like
Alayna’s.<br/>
</b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-49913086716560993742007-10-11T16:15:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.115-07:00GIRL 9 ~ LIBRARIAN GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 9<br/>
<br/>
LIBRARIAN GIRL<br/>
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<p>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Always
before I had been the hunter. Now women were contacting me. Other than
Alayna, no one worth looking at had initiated contact. But in my
lowered-libido post-Alayna state, searching for sluts didn't seem to
work. The girls I would date, I thought, should find me.<br/>
<br/>
That philosophy seemed fair enough. The first one to contact me, I
decided to go out with. Her name was Cindy, the first of what would
seem like a hundred Cindys. Her job was a senior buyer and procurement
manager for a chemical company. Her picture showed the most chaste,
calm, short haired, upstanding, mousy, glasses-clad woman I could
imagine. The kind you would expect to find in the library of 1950s Main
Street America. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, I thought, and her
conceiving her two children probably was the only sex she'd had in her
life. And, as a result, I thought, she probably fucked like an animal.<br/>
<br/>
I met her at a place in Cranbury. It was a bar done in oak that was much too well lit, which didn't help with Miss Librarian.</font></b></i></font>
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At first I was certain I was wrong. She was exactly like her picture.
She dressed in black pants and a white sweater (in July). Her shoes
were flats. Despite the frumpy outfit, there was nothing wrong with her
body, but the short hair and wire-framed glasses just broadcast that
she wasn't sexual. I decided to talk to her openly and honestly to see
if I were right or wrong. She was interested in my exploits, but didn't
want to reveal any of her own.<br/>
<br/>
I walked her to her car. On impulse, I put my arm around her and kissed
her. Her mouth opened wide and her tongue caressed mine invitingly.
What the hell, I thought. I kept kissing her, held her tighter, and
deliberately ran my hand up the back of her sweater and touched her
soft, smooth skin, then pushed my hand through the waistband of her
pants and under her thong. As I cradled her buttock in my hand, she
pressed herself closer to me, her desire becoming more apparent.<br/>
<br/>
I pulled back from the kiss and saw myself reflected in her glasses. It was no good. In my mind, I was still kissing Alayna.<br/>
<br/>
"Good night," I said, trying to smile, but failing.<br/>
<br/>
She stared after me, astonished, as I walked to my truck, got in, and roared off.<br/><br/><font color="#ff0000">REMEMBER TO PRESS "VIEW ARCHIVES" TO SEE THE NEXT TEN ENCOUNTERS!</font><br/>
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</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-77661832025265598322007-10-11T16:14:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.116-07:00GIRL 10 ~ DELAWARE NURSE GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 10<br/>
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DELAWARE NURSE GIRL<br/>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">She
winked at me with a generic, un-self-revealing profile. She lived in
the town where my construction project was being built. She said she
was a nurse looking for a meaningful relationship. I asked her for a
picture. She sent one of her from a distance, the old indistinct
picture trick. But her body was toned, her hair blonde, straight and
long, and I wasn’t seeing anyone. What the hell.<br/>
<br/>
I met her, and she was really sexy. Very cool though, as if this were
no big deal to her. I bought her dinner. She looked up from her fish
and confessed she likes to fuck on the first date.<br/>
<br/>
Naked in my hotel room, she was absolutely gorgeous. She lay on the bed, and after a half hour of foreplay, she looks at me.<br/>
<br/>
“What’s wrong?”<br/>
<br/>
I don’t know, I said. My penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex, was nowhere to be seen.<br/>
<br/>
“I’m sorry,” I stammered.<br/>
<br/>
She stood and hurried into her clothes. “So am I.” She slammed the door after her.<br/>
<br/>
“What the hell was that about?” I shouted at Rex.<br/>
<br/>
He shrugged. “I wasn’t in the mood.”<br/>
<br/>
“Since when are you NOT in the mood?”<br/>
<br/>
“I miss Mommy,” he said.<br/>
<br/>
“What?”<br/>
<br/>
“Alayna. Girl 6. She took care of me in every way. Mommy.” He said it as if it were obvious.<br/>
<br/>
“Oh, God.” I didn’t know what to say. “You really call her that?”<br/>
<br/>
He ignored the comment. “You have to get her back. I need her,” he said.<br/>
<br/>
“Stop whining. I’ll find someone new.”<br/>
<br/>
“No, I want Alayna.”<br/>
<br/>
“Dammit, I tried to get her back! She told me to fuck off! What the
hell am I supposed to do, turn into some kind of idiot stalker?”<br/>
<br/>
“You should leave the romance to me,” Rex said. “Women all love me. They all hate you.”<br/>
<br/>
“Up yours. This woman didn’t like you at all.”<br/>
<br/>
“If she’d met me, let’s just say she wouldn’t have slammed the door. That door slam was for you, not me.”<br/>
<br/>
“So you say, hotshot. Next time I get a girl naked, I expect you to show up for work.”<br/>
<br/>
“Then let me vote on the girl,” Rex said. “No more goddamned ‘pot luck’ dates.”<br/>
<br/>
Irolled my eyes. Would this girlfriend search ever bear fruit?<br/>
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</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-12912655685384434532007-10-11T16:09:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.116-07:00GIRL 11 ~ BIKER GIRL<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 11<br/>
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BIKER GIRL<br/>
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I liked her on the phone, despite her not having a photo to show me,
because she talked about her motorcycles and dildos and vibrators and
handcuffs.<br/>
<br/>
But in person, she was much too big for me, and her face just didn’t fit what I was looking for, not even in a one night stand.<br/>
<br/>
We talked over dinner. I actually broke into tears over missing Girl 6, my beloved Alayna.<br/>
<br/>
In the car, on the way home, my traitorous penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex, chimed in. “See? You miss her too.”<br/>
<br/>
“Shut up,” I said, wiping my eyes.<br/>
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TALL GIRL<br/>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I
hadn't had much in the way of conversation with her, neither email nor
phone, and after some of the last dating disasters I thought I might be
making a mistake. It was time to start screening them, I thought. "Pot
luck dating" was not working out. But then, who was I kidding? I was
still in full rebound from Alayna, Girl 6, but I was convinced that if
I kept telling myself I was over her, I would be. I know I'm harsh on
women for their numerous instances of self-deception, but perhaps I
would be able to brainwash myself. If I kept my happy thoughts, I
figured, I might yet fly.<br/>
<br/>
The date was at my favorite place in the world, the Princeton Triumph
Brewing Company, more commonly known as "the brewpub," on Nassau Street
opposite the famous campus of the college of Albert Einstein and Brooke
Shields. It had soaring ceilings, walls of brick and glass, a
transparent wall where the brewing vats and piping could be seen, with
a mahogany bar on the middle deck, a more cozy one on the lower level,
and above, a large balcony overlooking the brewing machinery and the
lower bar. Tucked under the balcony were copper-clad tables in
walled-in booths with hanging chandeliers. <br/>
<br/>
When Tall Girl walked down the steps to the lower bar, I smiled. She
was a stunning blonde, fully an inch over six feet. She'd been
delighted that I'd asked her to wear her highest heels. A six foot
woman rarely breaks out any shoe other than flats, and tall girls love
sexy shoes as much as any woman. She smiled as she came up to me,
happy, I suppose, that my advertised six foot one inch frame was
actually that tall. I put my arm around her and kissed her cheek. She
smelled good and I liked her skin. I smiled to myself, because she was
girlfriend material. Oh, Magoo, you've done it again, I thought.</font></b></i></font>
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Two minutes later, we each had a tall pint of beer brewed on the
premises at one of the enclosed booths. Perhaps it was the intimacy of
the booth that made the conversation go the way it did. Perhaps it was
the same clairvoyance I'd used with Girl 5, Frog Girl. All I know is
that five minutes into our date, I narrowed my eyes, looked at her and
said the words:<br/>
<br/>
"There'ss something wrong about you and your father."<br/>
<br/>
I don't know why I said it. I try to go back into my mind at that
moment to see what I saw then. I remember seeing a darkness shrouded
around her, and it was a shadow, and the shadow belonged to her father.
I assumed that the darkness meant her father were dying or perhaps
already dead. And perhaps he had been sick but had so recently died
that even Tall Girl didn't know it. But what doesn't make sense is how
I said the words. I didn't say, "there's something wrong with your
father." I said, "there's something wrong about you and your father." I
included Tall Girl herself in the statement.<br/>
<br/>
"What did you say?" she asked, her normally fair complexion seeming to drain of what color it had.<br/>
<br/>
I swallowed, wondering myself what the hell was going on. I shut my
eyes for a half-second and tried to listen to myself, and I opened my
mouth. I was going to say exactly what was inside me.<br/>
<br/>
"There's something wrong about you and your father."<br/>
<br/>
The exact same phrase. What the hell was going on?<br/>
<br/>
Tall Girl burst into tears. In helplessness I watched her makeup melt
and run down her face. In between sobs, she got out the story:<br/>
<br/>
"My father started raping me when I was twelve. He kept raping me until
I was sixteen. I graduated early from high school, and the next day I
left forever and joined the Coast Guard. I was expected to go to an Ivy
League school, my grades were that good. I left that opportunity
behind."<br/>
<br/>
"I'm so sorry that happened to you," I said. It was all I could think of.<br/>
<br/>
She stopped and stared at me. "My mother doesn't know. My sister
doesn't know. My ex-husband of eighteen years doesn't know. How the
hell do you know?"<br/>
<br/>
Good question, I thought.<br/>
<br/>
For the answer, I needed only to go back in time one month, to the
chapel of the hospital where my son lay unconscious in surgery.<br/>
<br/>
Or perhaps I should start the story earlier, back when Ronald Reagan
was finishing the legendary presidency that won the Cold War. When my
firstborn son Matthew was born in 1989, the headline was Ronald Reagan,
"Uncle Ron" as we called him in the military, saying, "WE CHANGED THE
WORLD." He'd given a good-bye speech fromthe oval office the night
before. Fast forward to when he was 15. A fast-growing tumor
had appeared in his left arm, half the size of a baseball, and it grew
that big in four days. The oncologists, though calm, were telling us
that this was extremely severe. They used the term, "life
threatening." On the day that Matt was in surgery, Reagan's coffin
was being marched down the streets of D.C. <br/>
<br/>
It was the "bookend" aspect of this illness that had me worried. When
Matt was born, Reagan filled the headlines and his obstetrics doctor
was named Dr. Kelly. When Matt had cancer surgery, Reagan again filled
the news, and his oncological surgeon was Dr. Kelly. Bookends, I
thought. So he began, so he ends.<br/>
<br/>
This boy was more to me than my firstborn child. I credit him with
teaching me how to love. I see him as the one God himself sent as a
personal message telling me how much I myself was loved. And now, here
he was with what looked like life threatening cancer.<br/>
<br/>
So I did the only thing that made any sense. I camped out in the chapel
and threatened God. In the book where you can write your prayers, in my
hand is the following:<br/>
<br/>
"God, it's me, your old friend, Michael. My son, and yours too, Matthew, lies unconscious in surgery right now, having a tumor removed.
I am here to tell you, my supreme being friend, don't you fucking dare
take him away. You need blood, you goddamn well take mine, you
understand? If it's any other way, you and I part company. Forever. Do
you read me? I fucking mean it. You need blood? YOU FUCKING TAKE
MINE!!!! Thank you. Michael."<br/>
<br/>
The hoofs clomped on the pavement and Ronald Reagan's remains moved
slowly through the capitol, the scene on every television set in the
hospital. The seconds of the clock ticked. Tears continued to wet my
face, though I wiped them off. I went outside to make a cell phone call
to Alayna, Girl 6, my post-divorce first love and girlfriend, and right
beside me was a mother delivering the news that their child's tumor was
malignant, and the mom dissolved into tears.<br/>
<br/>
I looked at the sky. Ron, I said, you were there with us in the beginning. Intercede for us now.<br/>
<br/>
As I got ready to make the call, the phone rang. It was my ex.
Matt was coming out of surgery. They were waiting for me.<br/>
<br/>
When the surgeon came into the family briefing room, he was soaked in
sweat, his face long and lined by worry and fatigue, and there seemed
like there was nohope in his face.<br/>
<br/>
"We removed the tumor," he said wearily. "The pathologists were in the OR. They did the frozen section. The tumor is benign."<br/>
<br/>
The weight of the world fell off my shoulders. Thank God.<br/>
<br/>
"What was it, Dr. Kelly?" I asked.<br/>
<br/>
He shook his head. "We don't know. Your son made medical history today. We'll be studying this for a long time."<br/>
<br/>
When he left I thought I caught sight of the supreme being leaning
against the wall, stirring a cup of coffee with his usual overdose of
cream and sugar. He looked at me, as if to say, I own you now. Your
blood is mine. A deal's a deal.<br/>
<br/>
So my blood was no longer my own. I didn't expect to wake up the next
day. My life for Matt's. He would live. I would die. It was a great
bargain, I thought, and I'd gladly sign up for it again. We'd have one
last night to celebrate, after which I would die in my sleep.<br/>
<br/>
The next morning, I saw bright light, and assumed I was rising out of
my earthly state, but it was the light from the curtained window of the
Marriott Hotel. Frantically, I called Matt's mom, my ex-wife. "Is
Matt okay?" He's fine, she laughed. I can see him outside playing
basketball with his friends.<br/>
<br/>
So what the hell am I doing alive, I wondered. And then it came to me.
God didn't want to take my life -- as in killing me -- he wanted to
"take my life" and do things with it. The stories in literature are
filled with what happens when men sell their souls to the devil. I
wondered to myself, what happens when you sell it to the other guy?<br/>
<br/>
My thoughts returned to all the reading I'd done on the nature of evil
and demonic possession and satanic possession. Even in cases where
Satan, Lucifer himself, possesses a person, the individual's
personality persists and is not destroyed, but is just somehow pushed
aside while the evil one takes over the person's body and brain. And
since the soul is not destroyed or crushed or killed, exorcism is
possible, through the appeal to the free will of the soul of the
possessed.<br/>
<br/>
And if that were true of evil, would it not be true for the holy
forces? Would it be possible for God to occupy a person, take over
their words and actions, if only for a few seconds, and say the things
that needed to be said? Was it possible that now that the supreme being
owned my blood, that I was as possessed as the girl in "The Exorcist"?
Except with the holy one rather than the evil one?<br/>
<br/>
"There's something wrong about you and your father."<br/>
<br/>
That hadn't been me speaking, I thought. It had been my lips and my
breath, but it was the words of the supreme being. But what was his
motivation? Did something need to be said to Tall Girl to break her
free from where she was stuck? I'd find out soon enough.<br/>
<br/>
Dinner ended in a blur. I figured that after the conversation we had,
Tall Girl would get in her fancy sports car and disappear in the night,
but I found her taking off her blouse on the couch at the Snake Ranch,
so named for the unofficial U.S. Navy term for bachelor pad --
presumably because of lonely "snakes" slithering inside boxer shorts. I
kissed her and cupped her breasts. She pulled my clothes off, her
movements sensuous yet predatory. Her cool fingers curled around the
flesh of my penis, and she looked up at me.<br/>
<br/>
"Nothing's happening," she said.<br/>
<br/>
I nodded. "I know," I replied. After some of the disasters of the early
dates, I'd confessed to my doctor that there were times in "tactical
situations" where my cock had stage fright and needed help. I told
myself, the Viagra is for first dates only. And I'd taken my dose. My
cock should have been ten feet tall. Or at least its lust-induced seven
inches. Instead, it was doing its turtle imitation, wearing a
turtleneck sweater, refusing to come out and play. I didn't blame him,
either. Had I known I would hear what I'd heard, I would have saved the
dose.<br/>
<br/>
After a few minutes Tall Girl would leave the Snake Ranch, peacefully
if not blissfully. We became friends, frequently chatting by instant
message and on the cell when we were commuting. It was then that the
supreme being's purpose became more clear.<br/>
<br/>
Tall Girl was a nymphomaniac and a slut. My kind of girl. But she'd
been unable to fall in love with anyone. Her ex-husband had been a
placeholder, there to keep a real relationship away. Eventually Tall
Girl's spirit burst forth, longing for something more. Every night of
the week, Tall Girl fucked a different fuck-buddy. Her date with me was
much less about love and romance than about getting a new fuck friend
for her calendar and firing one that wasn't as enthusiastic as he
should have been.<br/>
<br/>
When she came to me for advice, at her darkest hour, it was a teachable
moment. Again I opened my mouth, and again someone else's words came
out. Get rid of the fuckbuddies, the voice said. Concentrate on the two
high-potential guys. And tell them never to say they love you.<br/>
<br/>
As a result of the child abuse, whenever a man would tell Tall Girl he
loved her, she would run to the bathroom, puke out the contents of her
stomach, and return to dump the boy. When your father rapes you at
midnight and tells you he loves you at noon, you associate certain
unpleasantness with the words, "I love you." So I told her to confide
in her two candidates what happened with the abuse, and to ask them
never to tell her they loved her, but instead to just show it if they
felt it.<br/>
<br/>
Four months later Tall Girl was in an exclusive, fully functional,
happy relationship with Engineer Wonder Boy. I saw her one more time at
the Brew Pub while I waited for another date and she was entertaining
the girls of her office. Her face was flushed with healthy color, she'd
lost five pounds, and she looked marvelous. She kissed my cheek. "Thank
you for all you did," she whispered.<br/>
<br/>
Don't thank me. Thank the supreme being.<br/>
<br/>
Shortly after Tall Girl's life became normalized, she disappeared, her friendship with me having done its duty.<br/>
<br/>
And so began the long year of belonging to the supreme being, and
crashing into each female life and saying the things that perhaps she
could only hear from the man she was fucking. Sometimes the supreme
being's voice would actually come out while I was in the act of fucking
someone. It made me wonder about the women who so enjoyed having sex
with me. Was it really me who was making love to them? Or God himself?
In some of the happily exhausted faces I would see over the next year,
I saw women who had never been fucked like that, and I confess there
were some I could barely remember fucking. The supreme being, I
thought, was having a lot of fun possessing me.<br/>
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Comments:<br/>
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Written by Corvette Girl <br/>
Honey,<br/>
Do you have any idea just how great a writer you are? That was an
amazing postng. I think I felt every single emotion in it. It was so
gripping and compelling. I went from suspense to shock, to anger to
tears, back to suspense and then tears of joy when you found out Matt
was okay. I was drawn the entire time into a deep trance over which I
had no control, right up until I got to the ending. I do believe
though, that those of us who have had near death experiences, have seen
and felt the pull of the long dark tunneland the bright light at it's
end, have a very special relationship with God. We were given a second
chance for a reason. <br/>
Comment from Corvette Girl- <br/>
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<br/>
<br/>
In response to the comment that my kind of girl is a nymphomaniac and a
slut, let me comment that my type of girl has a boiling, lustful
sexuality, reserved just for her guy. Interestingly, there's not one
word in the English language that describes that. Sexually free?
Uninhibited? Heterosexual? I settled on nymphomaniac and slut, but they
have the connotation of promiscuity. Take a slut and make her faithful,
and that is the beginning of a description of my girl.<br/>
Comment from tigersharktorp - <br/>
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Hi Michael,<br/>
I find this story interesting but a little lengthy, sorry. LOL. Hey,
you asked me and I hope you would want me to be honest? I did love the
story of your son. I found that to be very moving. .
You also say "your kind of girl" would be like girl #12. I'm no way
like a nymphomaniac or a slut....sorry LOL. I guess this means the
wedding is off! LOL.<br/>
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<br/>
<br/>
<br/>
Hi, Michael. <br/>
Some story! <br/>
I remember you telling me about the girl when i first met you. Yeah i
thought it was a little creepy back then, but since getting to know you
( as much as anyone can really know you, BookBoy), i've come to the
conclusion that nothing about you suprises me or creeps me out...even
the fact that you're a fucking conservative. Just tell me you're not a
"neo-con". <br/>
I was amazed about the story of Matt having that tumor. I've had that
showdown with God myself, over my mom. But since he ignored me and took
her anyway, i guess i escaped the holy possession thing. But i was
through with him. Recently, we've gone back on speaking terms...
curteous, not friendly. Sort of like my relationship with my spousal
unit. <br/>
I know you'll have a field day with that one! ;-) <br/>
Hey, they're both nice guys. I just don't really have much use for them these days. <br/>
I am at once curious and terrified to know what you've written about MassageGirl. <br/>
Take care, Sexy <br/>
<br/>
Comment from ganja819 <br/>
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<br/>
<br/>
Well I for one, think it is a very amazing story but if I may, I wonder
why you keep a journal of the girls you have met and I believe you
still grieve for girl 6 and that noone you meet will be able to live
upto her standards in your eyes. <br/>
<br/>
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Comment from ldy916 <br/>
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</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-42893749137107687412007-10-11T16:06:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.118-07:00GIRL 13 ~ ACQUISITION GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 13<br/>
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ACQUISITION GIRL</font></b></i></font>
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She was older than me, but one of the most beautiful women I’d seen on the famous internet dating site, with an elegance, an understated aspect about her. She
had an exotic Italian name from an obscure northern province. As an
executive in a parntership that executed corporate acquisitions, she
had a ten foot tall career. It took two weeks to get on her schedule,
but finally I was about to see her. I hoped she’d look as good as her
picture.<br/>
<br/>
She invited me to a lovely restaurant in downtown Philadelphia. I was
really impressed with her looks. She was far beyond gorgeous. Who could
imagine that at 46, a woman five years older than me could still make
my stomach jump into my throat? And as to personality, there was real
duality there. While she seemed demure and almost puritanical, she
talked to me about her romantic background and the group sex she had
participated in, but when the bill came, she snatched it from my hand
and slapped two hundred dollar bills into it. I objected, but she acted
like a mom telling her twelve year old to save his money.<br/>
<br/>
I walked her to her shiny Mercedes, kissed her cheek and wished her well.</font></b></i></font>
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I’m not sure whether I was out of earshot when my frequently traitorous
and ever-independent penis, Tyrannosaurs Rex, shouted his good-bye to
her: “Fucking Cunt!”<br/>
<br/>
“Jesus, she’ll hear you!” I shushed him.<br/>
<br/>
“Fuck her,” he said. “Or better yet, why don’t we NOT fuck her?”<br/>
<br/>
“What are you so upset about,” I asked. “I’m the one she made an ass out of.”<br/>
<br/>
“Hell. She sits there, sensuously eating oysters and stroking those
damned fresh penis-shaped breadsticks, talking about how she’s done
multiple pricks at once, the goddamned cock-teasing bitch, and I’m
supposed to take it like a gentleman when she walks to her car without
so much as a brush against the boy’s crotch? Not a single sign she
liked me? Hell with her.”<br/>
<br/>
“Hey, she might have been a jerk about the bill, but I could still get
us a second date with her. She might yet take care of you.”<br/>
<br/>
“I doubt it,” Rex said, but even he seemed to wonder about the possibility of playing with Acquisition Girl’s private parts.<br/>
<br/>
When I got home, there was an email for me. “Michael,” she wrote, “I’m
sorry, I had no chemistry for you. Good luck to you on Match.”<br/>
<br/>
“Fucking cunt,” I breathed.<br/>
<br/>
“I was right,” Rex said. “As usual.”<br/>
<br/>
I nodded, half in awe. “I’ll listen to you more, then, my dinosaur friend.”<br/>
<br/>
“If you had, I could have saved you two divorces, but no, you had to use the big head.”<br/>
<br/>
“Okay, okay! Lesson learned! I’ll consult you next time.”<br/>
<br/>
“Consult, hell,” Rex said. “I want to lead the Girlfriend Nomination
Committee. Brain and Heart each get one vote. But I get two. And I
nominate the girls. No more brain-selected attorney girls or
heart-selected orphans. I’m going to bring some nymphomaniacs to the
party. Then we’ll rock, dude!”<br/>
<br/>
Oh, no, I thought. Rex in charge of getting us a girlfriend? What would THAT be like?<br/>
<br/>
I’d soon find out.<br/>
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This entry has 3 comments: (Add your own) <br/>
Unbelieveable. You apparently have developed a sixth sence.<br/>
A little advice from a friend:<br/>
1. If the girl is married she is not good girl friend material.<br/>
2. If the girl is separated she is not good girl friend material.<br/>
3. If the girl just got divorced she is not good girl friend material. (It takes a year <br/>
to recover and find out what you want).<br/>
4. If the girl is hosing everything with a pulse she is not good girl friend material.<br/>
5. If the girl is picking out rings or inviting you to meet the family before you've<br/>
met she is not good girl friend material.<br/>
Jeez Michael you're a very smart man.<br/>
<br/>
Happy hunting,<br/>
Betty Boop<br/>
Comment from bettybettyboop1 <br/>
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Michael,<br/>
<br/>
Okay, so what, she was hot and beautiful beyond words? She brings home
the bacon, but wouldn't cook for you, as in, screwing your brains, and
you know why I say that? You got a free meal and the cock-sucking,
thunder-cunt probably saved you a trip to the psychiatrist, not to
mention another divorce court. These power babes are bigger pricks than
John Holmes and his legendary shlong. If you had fucked her, she
probably would have been checkingher voice mail onher cell while you
were down licking her carpet. She probably doesn't even get wet unless
a guy shows up wearing Armani, smoking a real Cuban cigar and has one
of those walking, talking, penis hat wearing limo drivers! Personally,
I think the night turned out just right. Good for Rex! <br/>
Comment from ussdevilfish666 <br/>
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all I can say is Ya cant win em all.<br/>
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</p><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3929059903056911033.post-30188350530701156482007-10-11T16:05:00.000-07:002008-10-11T11:42:18.119-07:00GIRL 14 ~ PIANO GIRL<p>
<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">GIRL 14<br/>
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PIANO GIRL</font></b></i></font>
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At the time, Girl 6, Alayna, and I were still friends, though we'd long since broken up.<br/>
<br/>
"Who are you dating?" she asked playfully on the phone.<br/>
<br/>
"I have a date tonight with Piano Girl," I said. "Real potential there."<br/>
<br/>
"What's her sign?"<br/>
<br/>
I thought for a minute. I'm a scientist and engineer. Never before had
I believed in astrology. But Alayna was a Leo, and oh my God, what a
phenomenon in bed she had been, and all she'd read to me about Leos -
Jesus, they were the sluts of the zodiac! Alayna made me believe. So
when I had winked at Piano Girl, I had noticed her sign. <br/>
<br/>
"Scorpio," I said.<br/>
<br/>
"Oooooo," Alayna breathed, "You're in luck! Scorpio'll fuck your brains out!"<br/>
<br/>
I walked into Princeton's Nassau Inn, to the lower level Yankee Doodle
Taproom. It had been remodeled and the atmosphere had been ruined,
going from an English gentlemen's club to a hamburger joint overnight,
but the fireplace side of the bar had some residual charm.<br/>
<br/>
I walked up to a woman so spectacularly beautiful that I froze in place
for a half second and just stared at her. She was a short, petite
little thing with gorgeous blonde hair and a pair of the most
bewitching eyes I've ever seen. She wore a tight sweater top and white
Capris with high heeled sandals. </font></b></i></font>
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<br/>
"Are you Amanda?" I breathed.<br/>
<br/>
Her smile made my cock quiver. "I am," she said in a slightly husky but exquisitely feminine voice. "You're Michael?"<br/>
<br/>
Suddenly I was glad to be alive and glad to be me.<br/>
<br/>
Her story was as alluring as her appearance. She'd been a young titan
of industry and made a killing on Wall Street, then cashed out when
she'd gotten an inheritance. At the age of 37, she retired and pursued
her dream, to be a concert pianist. When she wasn't in a formal gown
playing a concert, she played in a piano bar. It was one of the most
romantic stories I could have imagined.</font></b></i></font>
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<br/>
And there was no mistaking our mutual chemistry. She looked gorgeous,
she smelled like heaven, and her kisses were the sweetest tasting
things since the invention of chocolate. And furthermore, she seemed as
taken with me as I was with her.<br/>
<br/>
Dear God, I thought, marriage material.<br/>
<br/>
At the end of our first date, I walked her toward her car, holding an
umbrella over her dear head as we slowly strolled the rain-swept
cobblestone streets of Princeton.<br/>
<br/>
The second date was a three day marathon of sex and kissing and holding
and decadent food. We'd put on workout clothes and go for a run. We
talked at a cozy bar. I stroked her hair and looked deeply into her
eyes.<br/>
<br/>
Piano Girl was the perfect woman for me.<br/>
<br/>
I still don't know why I did it. After knowing her for two weeks, I
dumped her on a trumped-up charge. I broke up with her at two in the
morning and told her to get her clothes and get out by 6 am. Just
before she left, she looked at me with her large, blue, tear-filled
eyes. That look will haunt me for the rest of my life.</font></b></i></font>
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<font color="#0000ff"><i><b><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I
sat in my leather club chair and threw down three Johnny Walker Blacks
and wondered what the hell was going on. This time I wasn't sure if it
would be my traitorous penis, Tyrannosaurus Rex, or the supreme being
who would show up in my living room. I guessed Rex would be silent.
After all, Piano Girl had been the first woman he'd chosen. What a
spectacular beauty he'd brought to the candlelit table. All for naught,
to be dumped without cause by the big head.<br/>
<br/>
As it turned out, both apparitions appeared. The supreme being plopped
down in my command chair at my yacht-sized oak library table, his
Timberlin boot-clad feet resting casually on the table surface. He
drank Jack Daniels over exactly four ice cubes. People sometimes ask me
what the supreme being looks like when he talks to me. They would never
believe me when I told them the truth, because it's a reflection of his
quirky sense of humor. The supreme being, creator of the universe, God
Almighty, Jehovah, I-Am-That-I-Am, the Alpha and the Omega, the holy of
holies, looks exactly like…me. Me, a few pounds lighter, a bit more
muscled, teeth a little whiter, fingernails nicelymanicured, hair a
little less grey, his complexion almost perfect except for the
tough-looking scar from what could have been a knife fight. The supreme
being mocked me by showing up as a Hollywood version of me, missing
only the Ray·Ban sunglasses. It was always hard to look at him. It was
distracting seeing such a perfect version of myself, because when I
think of myself, I think in terms of all my imperfections. Like I said,
my supreme being pal has an odd sense of humor. <br/>
<br/>
I know what you're thinking. Either that I'm a fiction author, so all
this is just more fiction, or that I'm mad as a hatter. All I can say
is, the only things about this journal that are false are the colors of
the girls' hair. To protect the innocent, the pictures are of women who
look exactly like the actual females I dated, but if the woman was
brunette, the photo will show a blonde. With some notable exceptions.<br/>
<br/>
In the leather recliner by the fireplace, Rex relaxed, a tenth of the size he occupied when he was ready for combat.<br/>
<br/>
"Hello, gentlemen," I said solemnly.<br/>
<br/>
The supreme being put his hands behind his head and shut his eyes.<br/>
<br/>
"Well?" I asked. "Aren't you two going to tell me how badly I fucked
up? How I dismissed a woman who was perfect for me? How she was exactly
what both I and Rex needed? Aren't you going to ask me why I let her
go? And then rake me over the coals because I did it because I'm still
in grief over that damned Girl 6, Alayna? And that I should get myself
out of this quagmire of grief so I can fulfill my mission? Whatever the
hell that mission is?"<br/>
<br/>
They were both silent for a long time. The supreme being spoke first, nodding at Rex.<br/>
<br/>
"Why should we?" he asked. "You've already said it better than we could."<br/>
<br/>
"Are you going to tell me what my supposed mission is ahead of time?" I asked.<br/>
<br/>
Again he was silent, just sitting and sipping the Tennessee sourmash
whiskey, the liquor's creation that on one occasion he'd taken credit
for by saying he'd inspired the distiller in the man's dreams.<br/>
<br/>
"When you fulfill your purpose with a woman, you'll know it," he said.<br/>
<br/>
I sighed. "Well, for what it's worth, I'm sorry for what I did to Piano Girl," I said.<br/>
<br/>
"Tell her," he said.<br/>
<br/>
"Maybe I'll just send her my diary entry," I said. "What do you think, Rex?"<br/>
<br/>
"I think you're a flaming asshole," Rex said. "A third-string jerk like
you gets a first-string penis like me. Tell me again, God," Rex said to
the supreme being, "why did I get assigned to him? Wasn't I supposed to
be with that pro football player, not some author geek?"<br/>
<br/>
The creator of the universe shrugged. "You're of more use to me with
him than the gridiron god. The women expect your stuff from the Nike ad
wonder boy. But from him? That's how I'm shocking them into listening
to me. You shell the beach, I raid it from the sea."<br/>
<br/>
Rex thought a minute, then nodded. "I'm ready. Send me in. Just don't wait too long. I need another one."<br/>
<br/>
The supreme being looked at me. "Do you think you can go on?"<br/>
<br/>
I started weeping. Alayna, dear Alayna. I loved her so much, I was so lost without her. The tears ran down my face.<br/>
<br/>
"No. I want to kill myself," I said. "It hurts too damned much. I just want to die. I have to do it this time."<br/>
<br/>
The supreme being put down his Jack on the rocks and rose to his full
six foot one inch height. He put his warm hand on my forehead and a
sepia-tinted light seemed to shine into my mind. I saw things then.<br/>
<br/>
My first child graduating from college.<br/>
<br/>
My first daughter's wedding, her face smiling and happy, and me
standing there in a resplendent tux, ruggedly soap-opera star handsome
in my 50s, a beautiful loving wife by my side, her eyes shining up into
mine.<br/>
<br/>
My second daughter's baby, cooing in my arms.<br/>
<br/>
Grandchildren running around the lodge room of the house I bought when I turned 60.<br/>
<br/>
The accident on the ice when I was 75. The mangled sports car. My
bleeding body. The ambulance. The coma. The family. The worried look on
my wife's face. My exes whispering quietly to her. The haggard look on
the face of the young doctor as my heartbeat stopped.<br/>
<br/>
My first child standing at my grave, the numerals on the headstone reading 1958 - 2033.<br/>
<br/>
When he took his hand away, the visions stopped as suddenly as they had
started. And I had no memory of any of them, only fragments returning
in my dreams.<br/>
<br/>
"Now how do you feel?" he asked.<br/>
<br/>
"Okay, I guess," I stammered.<br/>
<br/>
"You okay to go on?"<br/>
<br/>
"Sure," I replied, frowning. "Why wouldn't I be?"<br/>
<br/>
The supreme being downed the rest of the Jack, then faded away before
my eyes. I looked over at Rex, but he was gone too. It was just me.<br/>
<br/>
I booted up my computer and began an email.<br/>
<br/>
"Dear Amanda, I'm so sorry I got crazy on you, but I think it would be
best if we didn't have a relationship. I don't think I'm ready. But I
want you to know I think the world of you, and I wish you only the
best. Be well, gorgeous. Love, Michael."<br/>
<br/>
I hit the send button and then clicked into the famous internet dating site. <br/>
<br/>
It was time to find a brunette.<br/>
<br/>
</font></b></i></font><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Sex">Sex</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/love">love</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/romance">romance</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating">dating</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/women">women</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/girls">girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/hundred+girls">hundred girls</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dating+blog">dating blog</a></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05457481436040798486noreply@blogger.com0