Hundred Girls: FIRST TEN

THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT:

"I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not attracted to you anymore. I never want to touch you again. I never want to fuck you again."

My wife’s inverse wedding vow broke a ten year spell. After I moved out and cleared my head, I realized that perhaps the best way to fix love gone wrong was with love gone right.

But would the solution to my problems really come in the arms of a woman? Oddly enough, instinct told me the answer was a resounding yes.

Follow with me the road to recovery, which passed through a hundred women.

- An anonymous bestselling author

In order of appearance:

Girl 1: Bank Girl

What a failure, but then, dating takes practice.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-1--bank-girl/1252

Girl 2: Finding Eagles Girl

One that was ready to fuck in the first ten minutes of the date. Disaster ensued.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-2--finding-eagles-girl/1251

Girl 3: Leggy Private Eye Girl

You’d think a leggy, blonde, sexy female private eye would be fascinating, wouldn’t you? Watch me fall asleep in my soup, until the famous good-night kiss.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-3--leggy-private-eye-girl/1250

Girl 4: Fashionable Doctor Girl

To this day I’m not even sure she was anything she said she was.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-4--fashionable-doctor-girl/1249

Girl 5: Frog Girl

Beware women who seek you out and chase you down for sex. The first appearance of the post-divorce horny-guy-mind-reading trick.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-5--frog-girl/1248

Girl 6: Alayna

Every guy has his rebound girl, a female so compelling and a relationship so intense that its ending tempts suicide.

http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-6--alayna/1247

Girl 7: Deep Throat Girl

You’d think a woman who invites you to skip the date and just come over to her house, drop your pants and get serviced would be a wonderful addition to your dating life.