Girl 51: The Amazing Corvette Girl
Part 1: The first dozen fucks:
Part 2: Timeshare girlfriend:
Girl 52: Sex Toy Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/30/girl-52--sex-toy-girl/1193
Girl 53: Entertainment Lawyer Girl
Girl 54: Kendall Jackson Girl
Girl 55: Gap Toothed Limey Girl
Girl 56: Kid Voice Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-56--kid-voice-girl/1185
Girl 57: Secret Garden Girl
Girl 58: No One Home Girl
Girl 59: Dead Rat Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/09/27/girl-59--dead-rat-girl/1182
She liked self-employment for the diddling breaks.
I never figured her for the type to want to get nailed, in her car, in the parking lot, on the first date.
Your mom said it best:
Was she a pretender or wearing the mask inside out?
Even guys get stalkers and psychos.
A case of mistaken identity.
You know what happens when the relationship is killer on the phone and email.
My penis took over the date with interesting results.
Rump-shakingly hilarious.
She didn’t like my car but fucked like a bunny.
She could have been The One. Except I needed her in Miami and she wouldn’t leave Boston.
They say you are a different person with each woman you meet.
Slinky.
What do you get when you drop $3k on an introduction service?
Cold War’s over, baby.
She got the name from her insurance career, but it applied across the board.
Sometimes you need it bad, no matter who it comes from.
She was a nice surprise until she got out of bed a millisecond before penetration.
She offered to be my no strings sex slave.
She didn’t tell me till we met in person.
Was it just me, or were they getting worse?
Classic case of what the girl says she wants is not what she really wants.
I thought she was the girlfriend until she turned around and said, “Wow, that was great, and I didn’t even fake it that time!”
Hot enough to fry an egg on but not ready for the likes of me.
She proposed to me on the phone but wanted to run for the hills when she saw me in the flesh.
You’ve heard of milfs before?
No way this woman was as old as she claimed.
The name came from the sounds she made when she gave oral.
Not one of my better moments.
What if that one dark and dirty XXX fantasy you’ve always thought about was the same thing a woman you dated fantasized about?
Ever been date raped?
To this day I still wonder if this was a set-up.
She bent over at a strip club for chicks and let a male stripper six-pack her.
Close call.
She should have become Wife #3.
Post 94 girls were like bad acid trips.
Still gives me nightmares.
Navy divers (I used to be one) say, “No dive too deep – no muff too tough!”
If we trade emails and want to date and then meet in person, it counts, Airport Girl!
Never thought I’d see the day that the woman holding the steak knife came across the table at me.
So maybe this one shouldn’t count, but there was something in the way she looked at me.