Hundred Girls: THE SEVENTIES

Girl 70: Underwater Girl

She could have been The One. Except I needed her in Miami and she wouldn’t leave Boston. If you know what I mean.

Girl 71: Groupie Girl

They say you are a different person with each woman you meet. With Groupie Girl I was kinky!

Girl 72: Leo Pharma Girl

Slinky.

Girl 73: Together Girl

What do you get when you drop $3k on an introduction service?

Girl 74: From Russia With Love Girl

Cold War’s over, baby. Time for a hot war.

Girl 75: General Liability Girl

She got the name from her insurance career, but it applied across the board.

Girl 76: Cyst Girl

Sometimes you need it bad, no matter who it comes from.

Girl 77: Mutant Ninja Turtle Girl

She was a nice surprise until she got out of bed a millisecond before penetration.

Girl 78: Banana Girl

She offered to be my no strings sex slave.

Girl 79: Psychic Girl

She didn’t tell me till we met in person. It took all my strength to keep the mental wall up so she couldn’t read my thoughts.

Hundred Girls