THE HUNDRED GIRLS PROJECT:
"I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not attracted to you anymore. I never want to touch you again. I never want to fuck you again."
My wife’s inverse wedding vow broke a ten year spell. After I moved out and cleared my head, I realized that perhaps the best way to fix love gone wrong was with love gone right.
But would the solution to my problems really come in the arms of a woman? Oddly enough, instinct told me the answer was a resounding yes.
Follow with me the road to recovery, which passed through a hundred women.
- An anonymous bestselling author
In order of appearance:
Girl 1: Bank Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-1--bank-girl/1252
Girl 2: Finding Eagles Girl
Girl 3: Leggy Private Eye Girl
Girl 4: Fashionable Doctor Girl
Girl 5: Frog Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-5--frog-girl/1248
Girl 6: Alayna
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-6--alayna/1247
Girl 7: Deep Throat Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-7--deep-throat-girl/1246
Girl 8: Packaging Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-8--packaging-girl/1245
Girl 9: Librarian Girl
http://journals.aol.com/silentfastdeep/hundredgirls/entries/2007/10/11/girl-9--librarian-girl/1244
Girl 10: Delaware Nurse Girl
Not bad, if you’re someone other than me.
The second coming of my mind-reading trick.
She was the first older woman I dated.
What the hell is wrong with me?
This one could scare any man away from dating.
Looked like a hooker.
What do you say when your stewardess date wants to slap you around a little bit?
Readers were shocked.
So you think you’ll try anything once?
Almost perfect.
Ever get a gift the moment the girl arrives at the table?
Gorgeous and empty.
Cute, but somehow she forgot to tell me something.
Women will fool you.
What does it mean when a man sends a woman he’s about to date pictures of his Johnson?
She looked like a famous Kennedy (one of the cute ones) but had never experienced an orgasm in her life.
She could have gone the distance, but she wore a happy mask and had a deep dark secret.
I swear it wasn't her weight, it was her lesbian haircut. And maybe her hostility. Watch me tell her off in front of the cute barmaid.
She convinced me she was moving on, but she and her husband were just permanently separated while she played.
She was beautiful and black but married and cheating.
She hit on me and I took her up on it.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be with a CEO’s mistress?
We’ve all done this or gotten close.
Awesome hot blonde, but wait till you hear what she did to her ex.
Yet another reason to avoid women without personal ad photos.
More than just an obese woman cheating on her man, a man who came looking for her at three in the morning.
Beautiful, soulful, interesting and intense.
Never judge by a woman’s voice or phone personality.
What is it with girls and horses?
PhD who screams in bed, anyone?
You could have painted her on the flank of a WWII bomber -- blonde, gorgeous, graceful and indecisive.
Maneater, anyone?
Holy on Sunday, evil on Monday.
What happens when the photo is only her face.
She was obviously sexual, using her ex as a sex toy.
She came across the table at me, but she hadn’t counted on how I handled a steak knife.
What do you do when you thought you were talking to Miss America but instead a 300-pounder shows up and says, “great! We both look just like our pictures!”
She kept one man for romance and a second one for sex.
Some women are just ready for you.
She pulled off her blouse in the car and two perfect breasts plopped out.
My adorable time-share girlfriend.
What do you say to a woman so sensual that she owns her own sex toy business?
The more I hung up on her, the more of me she wanted.
The haunted one. Creepy.
She hadn’t had sex in a decade, which had done more damage than if she’d porked a football team every night.
Yet another mistake.
Watch a female transform from a troll to a beauty queen.
Gorgeous.
Imagine if the woman who showed up at the bar were possessed by the Devil. 